Yesterday I was hungry for pizza and I couldn’t fight the feeling. Mr. Pizza Man implanted images of a crusty creation topped with cheerful cheesiness (and maybe veggies). Do I eat my healthy brown bag lunch or drive three miles to get some greasy goodness? I almost did, but Willpower Woman prevailed.
In honor of this victorious moment I give you the Pizza Hut Cheat Sheet and the Pizza Party Picture Show, featuring other people eating pizza. But not me. No way. Maybe later.