Incorporate these important phrases into your vocabulary to keep
up with Josie without the need of a translator.
Greedy Gene is embedded into the DNA of those who possess it. When left
unchecked, this wildly hungry Gene will cause fat cells to swell in
the region of the thighs and booty. The breasts will become
voluptuously bloated, causing A-cup women to rejoice as men complain
of "man boobs". The Greedy Gene also encourages the growth of a second
stomach to accommodate additional foodstuffs.
paradise destination for those who possess the Greedy Gene. The Island
encourages lengthy stays for the mindless consumption of sweets and
fatty foods, such as cheesecake, donuts, and fried chicken. Sensible
individuals who practice discipline and moderation visit Greedy Island
for short-term getaways.
Bloated or Swelled Fat Cells
Weight gain. Getting fat.
to Window Shopping except the "eater" is staring at, admiring, or
wishing for high calorie food that is displayed in a picture. The Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog is a great way to Window Eat. The experience
brings you ever so close to grubbing on food without actually eating
"I'm a Lame-O"
self-endearing term Josie uses to describe herself when she is
uninformed and totally in the dark about a health food or fitness tactic
that everyone else in the world seems to know about. Josie is a former
Lame-O when it comes to Tabata Intervals and Ezekiel bread.
accompanied by an increased heart rate and sweaty palms, salivating is
a red-alert signal that your Greedy Gene is pressuring you to give in
to that delectable piece of ______ (insert desired food item here).
who consume your resources in abundance without consideration of it's
value or the hard work required to provide it to them. Greedy Kids are
famous for eating excessive amounts of cereal, throwing away half-eaten
food, wasting electricity, causing cell phone overage charges, and
whining about their immediate needs, like another iTunes download.
Photo credit: Oguz Aral