This just in!
Two dudes are disagreeing on Twitter and battling it out with headlock maneuvers, pile drive moves and open-handed face slaps. Sorta.
Bacon and pepperoni slices are flinging through the air, interrupting people’s Twitter streams. Kinda.
The pepperoni guy has that Father of the Year, All-American image going on (Awww!) and the bacon guy has that bad-ass, in yo’ face demeanor (Whoa!). I love them both so I will NOT judge between them. We let our Twitter/Facebook peeps decide instead.
Which greasy food tastes better – Bacon or Pepperoni?
SCIENTIFIC VOTING RESULTS
- Bacon: 18
- Pepperoni: 7
- Turkey Pepperoni: 2
Pepperoni gets a beat down! Disclaimer: One person voted for “bacon wrapped pepperoni” – that vote is disqualified.
BACON/PEPPERONI AVERAGE CALORIES PER SLICE
- Bacon: 50
- Pepperoni: 27
- Turkey Pepperoni: 4
Bacon gets a beat down!
You see that. Both bacon and pepperoni got a beat down. It’s a draw, right? Or maybe I’m just a terrible moderator, so just pick one already and enjoy whichever one makes your Food Trap happy.
SELECTED COMMENTS FROM THE VOTERS
- Bacon wins, all the time. Brent C.
- Bacon…duh! Steve Gray
- Bacon makes it better. @EvanMFF
- Bacon! Bacon! I don’t like pepperoni…. @MistiCBR
- Everything is always better with bacon! @LoreLama
Another Disclaimer: these comments were selected randomly without bias. Uh huh.