My husband is a coffee snob. I am extremely embarrassed by his arrogance, so please excuse the atrocities. Whatever you choose to gulp on (coffee, tea, juiced greens, soda), happy slurping, my friend!
My husband is also a coffee snob and bought an espresso machine for our damn house! He’s the ONLY one who drinks it and, when it’s brewing, it sounds like there’s a rocket taking off in the kitchen. #HateIt #HateEspresso #LoveMyCoffe Allie recently posted..The Craziest Thing I Did During My Twin Pregnancy
Being from south Louisiana, where coffee is a religion (Baptist whisky, anyone?), i like mine black like the swamp mud and hot as the bayou in August. If you like a lighter roast, fine, i’ll get it for you. If you want cafe au lait, that’s a specialty down here. We generally make it strong, but if you don’t like it that strong, that’s okay. We even add chicory for Pete’s sake, so you know we don’t mind how you like it.
Enjoy your red-eye, Mr. Coffee Snob (that’s what we call a coffee with shots of espresso in it), but please don’t look down on those who want something a little different than yours. mimi recently posted..A to Z: Z is for Zillions
Here’s what I drink, when I stop by Panera: (run this by him and see if he laughs, but if he does, he can just go ahead and drink black coffee straight up – that’s what he drinks, right?)
I get a tall cup and fill it like this: 1/4 dark roast, 1/4 light roast, 1/4 fluffy flavored stuff like hazelnut if they have it, and 1/4 milk (not cream!). Then I dump lots of Splenda in it. 444 recently posted..Well, I’m back
Yep….I’m with him. I’m an unapologetic coffee snob too. Good strong americano wither dark or with a smidge of cream. I’m one of those wierdos who actually likes coffee. Wierd I know.
Sadly it makes finding good decaf an adventure in ass coffee…
I don’t think Chris is too picky about his coffee – he likes it plain unless it’s at a convenience store (when we travel) and then he gads a little stuff to it. (I don’t drink coffee)
Now, if we talk wine or beer – we are definitely snobs!!! Kim recently posted..Do You Live in a Walking Town?
I say I’m a coffee snob because most of it tastes like coffee-flavored water. Cassidy went to Brazil and came back here and officially hates our coffee!
That said, when I’m around a TRUE coffee snob, they say my decaf with cream, sugar and whipped cream.. isn’t.. you know.. legit. Tamara recently posted..Some Buddy That I Used To Know.
Coffee has good benefits for our body. I was coffee snob before I went to college. Until I discovered coffee, now I drink coffee at once a day just to get the buzz to go to work.
MATADOR says
April 30, 2015 at 1:08 pmSorry, Josie. I agree with your husband. Long live the snobbery.
yumyucky says
April 30, 2015 at 3:07 pmhaha. Enjoy your coffee, MATADOR!
Allie says
April 30, 2015 at 2:46 pmMy husband is also a coffee snob and bought an espresso machine for our damn house! He’s the ONLY one who drinks it and, when it’s brewing, it sounds like there’s a rocket taking off in the kitchen. #HateIt #HateEspresso #LoveMyCoffe
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yumyucky says
April 30, 2015 at 2:58 pmLOL. Girl, yesss. Same problem in my house with the jet fueled machine making a launch twice per day. Ugh!
mimi says
April 30, 2015 at 5:09 pmBeing from south Louisiana, where coffee is a religion (Baptist whisky, anyone?), i like mine black like the swamp mud and hot as the bayou in August. If you like a lighter roast, fine, i’ll get it for you. If you want cafe au lait, that’s a specialty down here. We generally make it strong, but if you don’t like it that strong, that’s okay. We even add chicory for Pete’s sake, so you know we don’t mind how you like it.
Enjoy your red-eye, Mr. Coffee Snob (that’s what we call a coffee with shots of espresso in it), but please don’t look down on those who want something a little different than yours.
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444 says
April 30, 2015 at 11:27 pmHere’s what I drink, when I stop by Panera: (run this by him and see if he laughs, but if he does, he can just go ahead and drink black coffee straight up – that’s what he drinks, right?)
I get a tall cup and fill it like this: 1/4 dark roast, 1/4 light roast, 1/4 fluffy flavored stuff like hazelnut if they have it, and 1/4 milk (not cream!). Then I dump lots of Splenda in it.
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CARLA says
May 1, 2015 at 5:24 amIM A SNOB.
if theres no CAFFEINE I WONT DRINK IT.
🙂
otherwise bring on the ….ANY!
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Geosomin says
May 1, 2015 at 3:02 pmYep….I’m with him. I’m an unapologetic coffee snob too. Good strong americano wither dark or with a smidge of cream. I’m one of those wierdos who actually likes coffee. Wierd I know.
Sadly it makes finding good decaf an adventure in ass coffee…
Geosomin says
May 1, 2015 at 3:02 pmwither? Either.
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Gingi says
May 1, 2015 at 4:12 pmCoffee snobs unite!! Hahaha.. I somehow became one, against my better judgement.. lol – http://www.domesticgeekgirl.com
Kita says
May 1, 2015 at 11:03 pmI don’t even drink coffee but I am latte snob….I am close enough lol
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Kim says
May 2, 2015 at 9:02 pmI don’t think Chris is too picky about his coffee – he likes it plain unless it’s at a convenience store (when we travel) and then he gads a little stuff to it. (I don’t drink coffee)
Now, if we talk wine or beer – we are definitely snobs!!!
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Tamara says
May 3, 2015 at 8:40 pmI say I’m a coffee snob because most of it tastes like coffee-flavored water. Cassidy went to Brazil and came back here and officially hates our coffee!
That said, when I’m around a TRUE coffee snob, they say my decaf with cream, sugar and whipped cream.. isn’t.. you know.. legit.
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Coco says
May 7, 2015 at 9:11 pmHe’s a keeper! He gave my beloved Starbucks a stamp of approval. 😉
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Jane says
May 14, 2015 at 11:13 pmCoffee has good benefits for our body. I was coffee snob before I went to college. Until I discovered coffee, now I drink coffee at once a day just to get the buzz to go to work.
Redd Harrington says
May 6, 2017 at 10:19 pmHaha this is too perfect. My husband is the EXACT same way!! Meanwhile, I’m like “McDonalds? Kuerig? Sure!” Lol. Thanks for sharing! 🙂
yumyucky says
May 12, 2017 at 3:53 pmThanks Redd!