I’m know you’re just dying to find out how Batshit Kittay managed to get poop in my Christmas tree, but let’s get on to the fitness & health part of this newsflash first. M’kay?
MOST POPULAR DIETS OF 2014
Although eating (mostly) clean and getting all fitness-sweaty on the regular is the most sustainable “diet” out there, DietsInReview.com’s 2014 list of Most Popular Diets is an interesting read. The list is curated by readers based on web traffic. The diets that made the list are “the most talked about, searched and used” diets in 2014. But be careful! Just because a diet is popular doesn’t mean it’s good for you. Do your research first.
SIDE KICK-THROUGH BURPEES FOR FAT LOSS
Awww yeah! This exercise just happens to be today’s Fit Holiday mission, so ‘git on it, my friends. Try this out and watch your fatty parts die! Die! DIE!!!
OMG! CAT POOP IN MY CHRISTMAS TREE
Batshit Kittay has ‘done lost her dang mind. She’s a long hair domestic and, apparently, requires what is officially known as a “sanitary clipping” (just Google it). Why is that? Welp, sometimes when she poops, the crap gets stuck to the long hairs on her backside — I know…gross. We try to clip her regularly to avoid this, but I guess we suck at it. We’re now leaving the clippings up to a professional groomer. Kittay has been climbing inside our tree, and the last time she did, we were unaware of her shitty situation. There were pine needles stuck to the poop on her butt. GAH! This undoubtedly means there is poop debris inside our tree. I don’t smell anything shitty but my intuition tells me it’s in there. Yes. I am disturbed over this matter.
Next Week on Yum Yucky
- Your Fit Holiday Week #3 daily missions will be announced on Monday. Can you believe we’re already half way through the this!?! I’m proud of everyone who committed to the daily missions and has been putting in work.
- Upcoming Video: A quick & effective biceps-burn that will have your arms looking real sexy ‘n stuff.
- Colloidal Silver Lip Balm review. Yesss, there is such a thing.
See you next week! XO!