This is a multi-gazillion dollar idea. I’ve already secured a patent attorney. You cannot steal my technology.
The Fine Print: In 99% of all cases involving the Food Teleporter, YOU are then sender and I AM the receiver of the free foodstuffs. If you wish to purchase a Food Teleporter for the sole purpose of my benefit, the cost is $1.00 + $250,000.00 shipping & handling. Sorry, no refunds.
To all media peoples: If you wish to interview me about my Food Teleporter, or to test out the device, I will first send you a list of foods you must transmit to me via the Teleporter. Only after I have received the free edibles from the approved list (such a cinnamon rolls, cakes and large pies) will I allow you to interview me so I can talk about myself and my technology.
Thank you and have a nice day.