((insert fear-mongering here))
But whoa. Just chill out for a sec, m’kay? Because the virus “is not believed” to be transmitted human to human. Never mind that it’s home has been a bio-weapons lab (…for what? I dunno). As reported by New York Daily News, the thought is, this virus can’t attack your sexy body. So don’t you feel better now?
Venezuelan hemorrhagic fever “causes fever and malaise followed by hemorrhagic manifestations and convulsions”. I pretty much feel like that right after work. But still… somebody bettah find that dang missing virus vial. Please check under the cushions in your couch.
I’ve already chatted with you about guarding your health with colloidal silver and potassium iodide (anti-radiation pills) in emergency situations. Maybe it’s time you added a bio-hazard mask to your lists of emergency items, too? That might seem drastic and label you a creepy person, but at least give it some thought.
I’m all ready for Nuclear-Biological-Chemical warfare. Gotta protect my sexy bawwdy ‘n stuff.
- Venezuelan hemorrhagic fever
- Gas Mask (adult)
- Gas Mask (child)
- Colloidal Silver
- Potassium Iodide pills (anti radiation)
Now please raise your hand if you know who took/stole/borrowed the virus from out the lab.