Well I’m sorry for all the loud chewing, but Snyder’s Hot Buffalo Wing Pretzel Pieces don’t come with a volume control button. [insert irritated eye roll here]
These sourdough hard pretzel pieces resemble the aftermath of a jackhammer gone lunatic in the concrete streets, but that’s nowhere near the highlight of what makes them so special. It’s the flavor, people. They really do taste just like a plate of hot buffalo wings, but minus the grease and the mess, and that flaming-burning sensation of the lips.
Have you ever suffered from fried hot wings failure? Like when you vowed to eat only one or two wings, but instead you gnawed on eight? Depending on where you eat, one measly little hot wing will cost you between 50 to 100 calories. So that’s anywhere from 400 to 800 calories total for 8 bitch-azz wings you never meant to eat.
“Just like hot wings! The flavor is so precise, you forget you’re eating pretzels.” ~Health-hater Husband
Instead of some meaty wings, I dare you to try gnawing on Hot Buffalo Wings Pretzel Pieces at your next party or sports night event. You’ll get the same delicious, wingy experience, but for way less calories. But if you don’t plan on any buffalo-eating whatsoever, at least consider the pot-bellied man in your life. Help limit the further expansion of his stomach by giving him a pretzel-wing instead.
Warning: Stuff your face in moderation. I had to literally rip the bag out of my own hand to stop from chewing. But, err, that left the bag in my other hand. FAIL.
HOT WING NOTES
- Price Paid: $2.99 for 10 ounce bag
- Serving Size: 1/3 cup
- Calories: 140
- Fat Calories: 60
- Total Fat: 7g
- Sat. Fat: 3g
- Sodium: 380mg
- Carbs: 17g
- Fiber: <1g
- Sugars: 0g
- Protein: 2g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Health-hater Husband: Just like hot wings! The flavor is so precise, you forget you’re eating pretzels.
Greedy Kid #1: They’re good. I want more, but it’s gonna make my breath stink.
Greedy Kid #2: Nope. That’s just something I don’t want to try.
Greedy Kid #3: I don’t want it.
Greed Baby: Mmmm! (that’s all she said)
Yum UP! to: Finally releasing the bag from my clenched claws.
Yuck Down to: Real hot wings calories. It’s freakin’ ridiculous.