Deep Chocolate sounds like a porn movie cast with black people in it. But this isn’t about sexual encounters of the black people kind. It’s about Vita Muffins. The kind with 6 grams of fiber, 3 grams of protein and less sugar than an apple.
When I Facebooked that I’d be eating my first ever VitaMuffin in life, the responses ranged from “I wanna try”, to “They’re too expensive”, to “They’re so delicious”.
First of all, they ARE expensive. The miniature muffin is less than half the size of the big azz ones from the bakery. I also expected the miracle of that same taste a normal-regular muffin delivers with its sugary crap magic…. but I didn’t get any of that.
Deep Choco VitaMuffin is more of an acquired taste for having the name “muffin” attached to it. Why? Because it’s barely sweet. But I demand all Vita fans to NOT get pissed at me. I’m not complaining. I’m merely saying it’s not as sweet as I desired, yet I’m fascinated by the German Chocolate’y Cake experience.
It has deep, rich, quality choco taste that’s on par with the kind I’ve had at fancy restaurants. And I don’t know how the Vita people accomplish it, but the muffin is so moist, it should be called VitaCupcake. I had it at both room temperature and heated up (which is waaay better).
Feel free to ignore my b!tching about the lack of sugary sweetness. VitaMuffin’s ingredients make it way too impressive to not buy and chew on for yourself. If you’ve been putting off the Deep Chocolate VitaMuffin, go on and give it a try.
- Price Paid: $4.29 for 4-pack
- Calories: 100
- Fat Calories: 15
- Total Fat 1.5g
- Sat. Fat: 1g
- Sodium: 140mg
- Carbs: 21g
- Fiber: 6g
- Sugars: 9g
- Sugar Alcohols: 4g
- Protein: 3g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Yum Yucky Facebook Fans: Click here to see what they had to say.
Health-hater Husband: Man, that’s GOOD! I’d eat these again.
Greedy Kid #2: The muffin feels wet. Only a little bit sweet.
Greedy Kid #3: Tastes just like a regular muffin.
Greedy Baby: Mmmm. I like it. (yeah, she can talk now)
Yum UP! to: Big azz bakery muffins and YumYucky’s Facebook friends.
Yuck Down to: Human muffin tops that keep on growing…