This is diet food, people. Or shall I say – food for the healthy-living? So try not to backlash this nutritional diagnosis, because I’m a professional diagnoser. And I know stuff.
Rold Gold Chocolate Covered Classic Dipper Pretzels are the perfect treat for smashin’.
…as in, smashin’ a sweet craving to keep your waistline from birthing extra fat cells. The bag contains 42 miniature pretzels, total. If you pop just two or three – you’re good, and that bastard of a craving will be bottle-whipped and head-flipped so you can go about your business of healthy living.
This is what gives it nutritional integrity. A small dose is good ‘n satisfying. But don’t eat them right out the bag, because I refuse to be responsible for greedy jaws.
They’re NOT cheaply made. The pretzel isn’t stale and the chocolate is great quality. Rold Gold Choco’s are comparable to the sweet & salty goodness I get at that quaint little chocolate shop I visit sometimes…(oh wait, I wasn’t supposed to tell you that part).
Warning! Do NOT eat these with extra mouths hanging around. The pretzels will be gone real fast and then you will be pissed off.
CHOCOLATE COVERED NOTES
- Price Paid: $2.99 for 7 ounce bag
- Calories: 140 for 6 pretzels (about 42 total pretzels in the bag)
- Fat Calories: 60
- Total Fat: 6g
- Sat. Fat: 5g
- Sodium: 160mg
- Carbs: 20g
- Fiber: 1g
- Sugars: 12g
- Protein: 1g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Health-hater Husband: Nice! These are like high end from a chocolate shop.
Greedy Kid #1: Really, really good! Like “for real” good. You gotta buy these again.
Greedy Kid #2: They taste like every other chocolate pretzel I’ve tasted.
Yum UP! to: Chocolate-covered diet food.
Yuck Down to: Extra mouths when there’s good food around.