But why not just buy a REAL Cinnabon and smash it flat with your azz? You can pour syrup on that… eh-em, I’m referring to the pancake. What you do with your azz is your own business.
The scary part is, I kinda like Cinnabon Pancakes, but in a “shame on me” kind of way. They’re not too shabby. They cook up nice (I used the oven) and aren’t all dried out begging for syrup if you choose not to smather. It goes down nice and smooth either way. ((gulp))
There are concentrations of brown spots where the cinnamon lives, just like in Cinnabon Cinnamon Bread. Chew on a brown spot and the cinnamon flavor punches you in the jaw. But chew on a spot with NO brown spots and it’s just a regular old pancake – but not a bad pancake.
They’re perfect for hungry weed smokers, loud-mouthed kids who can’t wait till dinner, and husbands who get re-hungry at midnight.
So you see that? Cinnabon pancakes serve important purposes.
- Price Paid: $4.29 for 12 pancakes
- Serving Size: 3 pancakes
- Calories: 270 (or 90 calories for one)
- Fat Calories: 70
- Total Fat: 8g
- Sat. Fat: 1.5g
- Sodium: 480mg
- Carbs: 45g
- Fiber: 1g
- Sugars: 16g
- Protein: 5g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Health-hater Husband: There’s not enough cinnamon in this sh!t. It’s faint.
Greed Kid #1: You can only taste the cinnamon when you bite a brown spot.
Greedy Kid #3: This is good for a diet.
Yum UP! to: the disclaimer that I do not endorse weed smokers. I just acknowledge their existence.
Yuck Down to: azz syrup (however you may define it)