Just because a junk food crap company slaps some “dark chocolate” on the label, does that give you free license to eat it?
Well, ya. Because I’m not the boss of you. You can eat whatever the hell you want.
Go on. Be a junk food heathen. Eat the Tastykake Dark Chocolate Kandy Kakes and soak in all the health benefits of the darkness. I only ate a few bites. That was all I needed to make a professionally-infused recommendation to you all.
It doesn’t have the sharp bold taste of the high quality stuff, but still succeeds at leaving that annoying dark chocolate aftertaste that really pisses me off. Dark Kandy Kake is nothing like the original. It’s not smooth and creamy, and it completely drowns out the peanut butter flavor.
If you insist on heathen-howling into the wind until your next junk food fix, go right on ahead and eat the Dark Kandy Kake. But you’ll be eating it alone. I don’t want this crap.
…and no, just like all junk food that contains dark chocolate, the cacao percentage is NOT listed on the package.
KANDY KAKE NOTES
- Price Paid: $2.59 on sale
- Serving Size: 2 cakes
- Calories: 180
- Fat Calories: 100
- Total Fat: 11g
- Sat. Fat: 6g
- Sodium: 65mg
- Carbs: 20g
- Fiber: 2g
- Sugars: 13g
- Protein: 3g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Health-hater Husband: Why did you buy this? You know I’m trying to lose weight.
Greedy Kid #1: Hope it’s good….oh yeah, it’s good. I love dark chocolate. This is better than the regular Kake.