Pillsbury needs to warn people before they sell this stuff. Simply Buttermilk Biscuits are a train wreck of loveliness that will morph your dainty chewing jaw into an extra wide eating receptacle that swallows biscuits whole.
That happened to me.
This light ‘n fluffy biscuit is 99.99% irresistible. Its moist and goes down easy – no dried up chunks to get stuck in your throat as you scream for water because no one filled up the jug.
My biscuits looked even better than the picture on the package. I inhaled 4 of them before dinner with the idiotic notion I would only eat one. And they’re 100 calories each, so you do the math.
You are invited to be extra ridiculous and add a happy smathering of melted buttery goodness like I did. I am a white flour carb-avoider, but I do not regret the Simply Buttermilk Biscuit experience. It’s got no High Fructose Corny-ness and no artificial flavors or colors; and it’s the best packaged biscuit to ever enter my Food Trap. All the others should be left on the store shelf to grow moldy with envy.
- Price Paid: $1.69 for 10 pack
- Calories: 100 per biscuit
- Fat Calories: 40
- Total Fat: 4g
- Sat. Fat: 3g
- Sodium: 350mg
- Carbs: 15g
- Fiber: 0g
- Sugars: 3g
- Protein: 2g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Health-hater Husband: Nice! Light and fluffy, yet moist. Best fridge-biscuit I’ve had.
Greedy Kid #1: These are bangin’! I could eat them everyday. Anymore left?
Greedy Kid #3 never got any. Kid #1 ate his share. She’s in trouble.
Yum UP to: A biscuit-eating fro down. I wanna do that.
Yuck Down to: Burnt biscuits. Don’t screw these up.