Are you fearful of anesthesia, breathing tubes down the throat, or going under the knife? Are you dreading the cost of that upcoming knee replacement, stomach bypass, or bootylicious butt lift?
Then take the Operation Snack Pill instead.
These fruit-flavored pills come in happy snacking form and are on track to layoff 95% of surgeons worldwide by the year 2015.
No one wants sloppy stitches or two weeks of recovery time in bed. When you ingest your desired Operation, the fruity snack pack heads straight for the ailing body part and steps into action!
The Operation Pill is not only revolutionary, it is cost effective too. On average, you pay only $3.89 for a box of 10 operations.
This snacking technology was recently adopted into Obama’s Healthcare Reform Bill and will easily spare U.S. Citizens the ugly shock of opening a hospital bill into the thousands of dollars.
As this Pill does not yet work to surgically correct life threatening conditions such as promiscuity, texting while driving, or the infamously-irritating twitching eyelid, there may be more fruit-flavored enhancements in the future.
Warning: Keep Operation Pill out of reach of greedy children. If repeated overdose occurs please contact your local Obesity Control Center for further instructions.