“I wanna be a Spicy Hottie, but I’m a Hot Mess instead.”
The kids ran me into the ground and stomped me silly. My hair is unkempt and I need a gallon of coffee.
V8 Spicy Hot….take me away!
When I gulp this down I expect miracles to happen. I will be transported to my alternate reality where I am a Spicy Hottie. I will shake my hips like a Latino dancer as shirtless bachelor men beg for my phone number.
But oh damn. Until I comb my hair, this is the only bachelor that might think I’m cute.
So on to the Tasting. It’s real basic and simple. V-8 Spicy Hot is just like regular V-8, 100% veggie juice, but less thick and with a taste of less sodium (thank goodness), plus the living flames of hell added in for good measure.
It’s too hot for me. It’s hotter than the hot sauce in my fridge, but I totally recommend it to anyone who wants two full servings of veggies served up in a glass of fiery liquid.
I’m serious. Because I know some people like it hot. So if that’s you, go buy this.
- Price Paid: $3.99 for 46 ounces
- Serving Size: 8 ounces
- Calories: 50
- Fat Calories: 0
- Total Fat: 0g
- Sat. Fat: 0g
- Sodium: 620mg
- Carbs: 10g
- Fiber: 2g
- Sugars: 8g
- Protein: 2g
Reactions from the Taste Test Crew
Greedy Kid #1: No way. You know I don’t like V-8.
Greedy Kid #2: Oh no. Please don’t make me… (sipping) … It’s nasty.
Yum UP! to: Combing my hair.
Yuck Down to: The living flames of hell. Avoid that.