“No people, not the Booty Shake. That’s your own business”.
Are you that son of a beast who can’t wait until your next meal? Where are my whiners with hunger pangs galore? I searched for the Special K Protein Shake and finally found it. It’s a magical concoction with the power to make your gastric juices churn with delight.
I’m not the one to drink calories on the regular, but the delectable goodness of the Special K Protein Shake cannot be ignored. It’s smooth, thick, and creamy with a perfect blend of sweet as it tickles your taste buds and sloshes down past the esophagus in a lovely milk shake-type experience (gulp). It’s going to keep you happy so forget about the loud arse, embarrassing stomach growl. That noisy baby will be put to sleep.
I’m shocked to admit this is the first product in the history of my eating food that I do not mind contains sucralose. It’s just too damn
good for me to even care. Add to the ingredients and an infusion of whey protein concentrate and soy protein isolates to deliver 10 grams of protein (plus 5 grams of fiber), and you’ll be in a happy dance to the tasty tune of Milk Chocolate, French Vanilla, or Strawberry flavor.
I chose Strawberry. It smelled good, tasted delicious, and helped me refocus my day to prevent another foodie FAIL episode. The Special K brand is definitely on a roll at Yum Yucky. First the Multi-grain Crackers, then the Protein Meal Bar, and now the Protein Shake.
Find it. Buy it. Drink it. Love it.
Protein Shake Notes
- Price Paid: $7.49 for 4-pack
- Serving Size: One 10-ounce bottle
- Calories: 180
- Fat Calories: 45
- Total Fat: 5g
- Sat. Fat: 0.5g
- Sodium: 230mg
- Carbs: 29g
- Fiber: 5g
- Sugars: 18g
- Protein: 10g
Reactions from the Taste Test Crew
Health-hater Husband: Oh yeah. I’ll take more of this.
Greedy Kid #2: Mmmm. They did this thing right. Can I have one in the morning too?
Yum UP! to: Joyful gastric juices.
Yuck Down to: The son of a beast.