I’m lovin’ my new partnership with Fat-So Inc., the innovator of frivolous fabulous health and weight loss products. As the sole marketer of these revolutionary creations, I invited Fat-So Inc. President Gordy Blankenship to share with us why the fake company is becoming a leader in the obesity industry.
Message From the President
Fat-So Inc offers quality products that will change your mind about the conventional methods of health and fitness. C’mon, people! Do you really have time for safe, proven techniques? That just won’t do, because we live in America. We want it fast and we want it now. My company caters to the impatient person (like you?) who doesn’t have time to wait for results.
We employ bottom rung top rated scientists to conduct research studies on humans (never animals) and, together with our team of product developers, bring fantastic innovations to the marketplace for my your benefit. Fat-So Inc. recently launched its first campaign for our high tech grocery glasses (the Shademaker 3000) right here on this blog, and thanks to the marketing influence of Yum Yucky, our sales are surging.
We hope you’ll become a customer of Fat-So Inc. in the near future. Stay tuned for our latest innovation, the Duct Tape Diet. Coming soon!
Fat-So Inc. Research Facility and Product Development Center
Josie’s translation? Fat-So Inc is a spoof on absurd health and weight loss products that are for sale in real life, but will never ever work. The company is totally fake, but if it weren’t, the impatient people be would be sinking their cash into it like crazy. And I’d be rich?