- Age: 46
- Height: 5’10”
- Weight: 211 lbs.
- Occupation: Used Car Salesman
- Hobbies: Bowling, cruising the scene in used car inventory
Lover of too many women. Eater of too many sweets.
Sugar Time says: I’m a ladies man that knows how much a woman loves her sweets. There’s no resisting good ‘ole Sugar Time! I attract the loveliest of ladies while cruising the ice cream shop and bakery scenes. I love my sweets (and my bulging gut is sexy), but women love me more, like this fine specimen of a female I took to Hooters in my used car loaner.
To all the ladies out there, I’m married single and I’m sweet. Look for me at Harry’s Used Car Depot or call 555-7645. Tell them Sugar Time sent ya.
Yum Yucky says: You’re pathetic and creepy.
Learn about how too much sugar affects your body. But as for your choices in relationships, that’s your private business.
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