Ooo-la-la. Look at the pretty colors. It’s Artificial Orange and Sugar-laden Green disguised as Cheetos and Mountain Dew!
How many calories does it take to taste the bitter truth that this stuff ain’t no damn good for your body?
- 380 calories – Cheetos 2.4 ounce package
- 290 calories – Mountain Dew 20 ounce soda
*Price Paid – $2.49
*Total Calories – 670
In my long ago unbridled Greedy days I ate a bag of Cheetos everyday at work…and swelled my fat cells to the tune of 15 extra pounds in one year. Can I have a do-over and take that back?