I'm an expert, people. I know how to eat and I know how to be lazy exercise. If you're impressed with my professional abilities, I suggest you take a look at my "Josie Wants It!" Holiday List and reward me for being so good.
"Josie Wants It!"
- Greedy Baby diaper changer
- Ten large cheesecakes
- Portable Calorie Killer
- Foot Rubbing Robot
- Sonic Food Chewer
- Sexy Man personal trainer
- Fat burning chocolate
It's never too early to start shopping for your family me.
Do you plan to be greedy and let it all hang out for the holidays? Will your gut hang over your pants or will you keep it in check?
I'm going to exercise my booty off, but I can't promise that I will refuse cheesecake.
