It was all very innocent, unrehearsed, and accidental. I passed by new Sprinkles Cookie Crisp in the cereal aisle, laughed at the absurdity, and kept on walking. But then an unseen force took hold of me. I returned to the cereal aisle, stared at the box as I reminisced on my childhood days of (rare) Cookie Crisp delight, then put it in my cart. Insanity at it's finest.
What the hell is going on? This is a true story and I'm dumbfounded over the situation. The box is now in my house, and although I only ate a few "cookies" straight out of the box, I'm still ashamed. I shall seek forgiveness and redeem myself.
I refuse to give this Sprinkley Sensation the honor of an official Taste Test, but it sure does taste like a cheap sugar cookie with amplified artificial-ness. I'm certain this cereal is a bust, because my Greedy Kids haven't devoured it. It's been sitting out on the counter all day and no one has begged, not even once. The only cool thing about the whole situation is the Sprinkletown Fun on the back of the box.
Price Paid: Ripped-off $4.99
- Serving Size: 3/4 Cup
- Calories: 100
...and who's that broke-ass character on the front of the box? Is it a dog, a wolf, or a coyote? Leave me a comment and let me know.
Yum UP! to: Sprinkletown Fun.
Yuck Down! to: Amplified artificial-ness. Uh huh.
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