Yup. It’s about that time ya’ll. And I’m gonna help you out. If you endlessly rack your brain over gift-gifting, that’s less time you have to exercise…. right??? Being that my brain doesn’t function like a normal person’s, I offer you these strange and weird gifts that will truly make an impact on the receiver.
Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray: If you haven’t heard yet, this stuff really works. A few of my friends swear by it. Spray the Poo-Pourri into the toilet right before you take a dump. The powerful odor-killing action of the Poo-Pourri will have the bathroom unharmed by poo-odors. It’s chemical free and also a great conversation piece to discuss over dinner. (Yes, I have discussed Poo-Pourri over dinner).
Book: How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You: If you own a cat and end up dead in your shower with deep feline claw marks on your back and butt cheeks, don’t say I never tried to help you. And let’s be honest — being killed by a cat is downright embarrassing. Comes complete with a pull-out poster.