Hogzilla Epidemic

hogzilla

[begin Hogzilla alert] Am I the last one to know about this? It’s a Hogzilla, ya’ll. Half wild hog, half wooly mammoth domestic pig. According to Nat Geo, these feral beasts are growing in number, sprawling all across the States and even up into Canada. Hogzilla might even be found lurking in a backyard near [...]

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This Product’s Name Really Speaks To My Heart

lazyforever

Lazy Forever? Yes, please. Count me in. I’ll start with a ‘lil bit of couch-azzing and then work my way into some floor-napping. Then I’ll top it all off by forcing the Greedy Kids to bring me drinks and snacks so my lazy butt can stay put right where I am. Lazy forever. I’ll take [...]

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Warning: This Is NOT Some Random Picture Off The Interwebs

geosomin

….this is a reader-friend of Yum Yucky. hahahahaaa! It’s Geosomin, everybody. She didn’t quite get around to submitting her “after” pic for the Bikini Body Challenge. How dare her! So yeah… this is it. [insert confusion here?] I don’t know how many people would step into the the deep, dark jungles wearing camouflage bikini and [...]

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I’m Only Posting This Pic Because I’m Feeling Lazy

redneckgun

…and yes, he was already wearing underwear, but they were too…flimsy. So I enhanced his man-panties in the photo editor to cover more (eh-em) area. You remember this guy, right? He’s the same dude that’s right over here. I’ll call him Cletus. So I’m feeling lazy, but it’s a good kind of lazy. After three [...]

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Qwaneena The Black Princess Warrior

bikiniwoman

Qwaneena The Black Princess Warrior …and do you see the cat in the background? Mr. Kittay is thinking, “This sh!t is normal ’round here. I done seen this sh!t before.” For some reason Greedy Baby thinks that’s me in the pic. But I don’t own a two-piece yet. Or a black cat. Or a gun. [...]

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Greedy Proof That I Could Have Been Killed This Morning… Or Worse

I am a dumb azz, my dear friends. And it ain’t no joke when I tell you that I could have put my eye out this morning, or cut an artery or something. It all started with my morning Shakeology ritual. Everything was going fine and dandy. I slurped it down and then approached the [...]

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