Holiday eating means serious business with the Yum Yucky. We want to empower your stomach to expand to ridiculous proportions to accommodate the food festivities of the season. Forget about those annoying bypasses and say no to liposucking. You can do all that slimmin’ stuff when January comes around. Right now it’s time to go large or go home!
Get your Double Stomachs Install for 1% off when you act right now, so do the math:
- Regular price install = $1,995.00
- Minus 1% discount of $19.95
- Sale price = $1,975.05
You must act now to take advantage of this deep discount because special pricing won’t last forever. This Holiday Eating Sale also includes bonus gifts:
- Two (2) Food Coma Coupons
- One (1) “Get Out of Digestive Trouble for Free” card
So don’t you wanna-wanna?
But how does it work?
The installation takes place in pill-form, based on our proprietary blend of secret and only mildly-toxic ingredients. As you swallow the pill, the double stomach download begins and you are on your way to enjoying the benefits of two stomach chambers for storing tasty holiday foodstuffs.
Unfortunately, we cannot be held responsible for download errors, including and restricted to vomiting, belly ache, gaseous odors, reflux, paralysis or partial death. You may contact our service desk to get download assistance (for a small fee of $79.95) if any of these events occur.
ALERT! The holiday eating season is just around the corner. You will be large and in charge with your Double Stomachs Install. So like we said…Act Now!
Or, you can just eat sensibly and continue exercising so you don’t gain any weight in this festive season.