Newsflash Friday: Nuke Target Simulator for Your Town, Egg Muffin Sammiches, and Plumber’s Butt Now Has New Meaning

Ahhh. This has gotta be the most perfect mix of news just in time for Christmas. Go on and dig in…

“YOUR TOWN JUST GOT NUKED” SIMULATION

Well dang. This is really effed up. But it’s better to be informed than not. I found an interactive nuke target map that simulates the devastation your town would encounter if targeted by nukes. To find out how obliterated your town would be in the wake of nuclear bombardment, just input specific parameters your choice: what kind of nuke bomb, yield in kilotons, impact of radioactive fallout, etc.

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I discovered this map after reading that my state has open up bidding for a more robust nuclear reactor facility that would increase its threat from low level to becoming a prime national target (ugh, it’s only 15 miles from my house). I encourage you to know what’s going on in your state regarding reactor locations and to keep a supply of potassium iodide anti-radiation pills for every member of your family.

You ready to nuke your town? There have already been over 38.8 million detonations. What the hell are you waiting for? Detonate now.

EGG SAMMICH FOOD PORN

Tell me this Egg Muffin Sammich doesn’t look dang delicious. And it has bacon on it. Go to Green Lite Bites for the full recipe, including nutritional info. I don’t know about you, but this sammich looks downright tasty for any time of day. Oh? You’re gonna make one? Lemme get a bite.

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PLUMBER’S BUTT HAS NEW MEANING

…and so does plumber’s chest, plumber’s arms and plumber’s abs. The fitness revolution has officially crushed the stereotype of the typical plumber. Say whaat? This is an old advertisement for a 2012 plumber’s calendar, but it proves that anyone who needs a pipe re-fitting might end up with one of these guys at their door.

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Next Week on Yum Yucky

  • It’s the Fit Holiday Finale! Week #4 is coming on Monday and it’s our final week of the month-long saga you’ve endured. Can you guess where you end up after outrunning this week’s tsunami? You bettah check in on Monday to find out!
  • Upcoming Video: I’ve got an old school floor workout for your legs & booty! If you haven’t already, be sure to subscribe to YumYucky on Youtube so you never miss a vid!

See you next week. XO!

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Timesaver Biceps Burn for Awesome Arms

Get those arms in shape! This is a quickie superset workout (2 different biceps exercises with no rest in-between) and you will to feel your biceps burn fast. If you want beach-ready arms, or arms that simply look damn good any time of the year, this is an effective way to get it done.

You deserve to have the body you want, but you gotta work for it.

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Valid Excuse for Greediness

cookie Valid Excuse for Greediness

Actually, it was 3 cookies. I haz no further comment…

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Fit Holiday Week 3: Outrun the Tsunami Storm

Click here for all the juicy Fit Holiday details and take the pledge. You’re invited to participate!

fit holiday week 3 Fit Holiday Week 3: Outrun the Tsunami Storm

THE SCENARIO: After pushing last week’s party plane out of the North Pole snow drift, you sho-nuff earned your right to a fanciful Caribbean excursion. You safely arrived at your tropical destination of the fun in the sun, ordered a large glass of spiked Kool Aid and headed to your private cabana on the beach. But whoa. It wasn’t long after slurping the Kool Aid that you noticed a storm of tsunami waves heading right towards you. This is some serious shizz. Drop that drink and make a run for it.

Here is your Fit Holiday Week #3 Mission: Outrun the tsunami storm while simultaneously burning off those spiked Kool-Aid calories. This week’s daily missions will really get your heart pumping. Don’t let those waves catch you!

  • Monday: 2 rounds of 20 mountain climbers + 20 high knee jogs
  • Tuesday: 10 reps Around the World Leg Raises (scroll down to see video demo)
  • Wednesday: 30 half jacks ~ keep arms raised overhead
  • Thursday: 20 kettlebell or dumbbell swings 
  • Friday: 15 weighted deep squats

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You did it! Sorry you were dangerously on the run from that Tsunami, but at least you burned off those Kool Aid calories. Check in for the finale of Fit Holiday next week to discover your final destination and to learn about the awesomeness in store for January!

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NewsFlash Friday: Most Popular Diets of 2014, Side Kick-Through Burpees for Fat Loss, and Cat Poop in My Christmas Tree

I’m know you’re just dying to find out how Batshit Kittay managed to get poop in my Christmas tree, but let’s get on to the fitness & health part of this newsflash first. M’kay?

MOST POPULAR DIETS OF 2014

Although eating (mostly) clean and getting all fitness-sweaty on the regular is the most sustainable “diet” out there, DietsInReview.com’s 2014 list of Most Popular Diets is an interesting read. The list is curated by readers based on web traffic. The diets that made the list are “the most talked about, searched and used” diets in 2014. But be careful! Just because a diet is popular doesn’t mean it’s good for you. Do your research first.

SIDE KICK-THROUGH BURPEES FOR FAT LOSS

Awww yeah! This exercise just happens to be today’s Fit Holiday mission, so ‘git on it, my friends. Try this out and watch your fatty parts die! Die! DIE!!!

OMG! CAT POOP IN MY CHRISTMAS TREE

Batshit Kittay has ‘done lost her dang mind. She’s a long hair domestic and, apparently, requires what is officially known as a “sanitary clipping” (just Google it). Why is that? Welp, sometimes when she poops, the crap gets stuck to the long hairs on her backside — I know…gross. We try to clip her regularly to avoid this, but I guess we suck at it. We’re now leaving the clippings up to a professional groomer. Kittay has been climbing inside our tree, and the last time she did, we were unaware of her shitty situation. There were pine needles stuck to the poop on her butt. GAH! This undoubtedly means there is poop debris inside our tree. I don’t smell anything shitty but my intuition tells me it’s in there. Yes. I am disturbed over this matter.

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Next Week on Yum Yucky

  • Your Fit Holiday Week #3 daily missions will be announced on Monday. Can you believe we’re already half way through the this!?! I’m proud of everyone who committed to the daily missions and has been putting in work.
  • Upcoming Video: A quick & effective biceps-burn that will have your arms looking real sexy ‘n stuff.

See you next week! XO!

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No more half-assery. Make yourself proud.

Missed opportunities due to slackitude. Excessive half-assery in abundance. Hesitation to go forth and conquer because of paralyzing fear. We’ve all experienced these things. But how about you break free from that craziness once and for all? It’s time to make yourself proud.

proud No more half assery. Make yourself proud.

It’s easy to be proud of a loved one (especially children) when they do something awesome. But when is that last time you were proud of YOURSELF?

GREEDY BABY gunz No more half assery. Make yourself proud.

Don’t miss out on this. Break ground on your goals and stake your claim. Do the inconvenient things that lead to success and experience the euphoria of making yourself proud. It’s a helluva feeling.

Shout out in the comments and let everyone know why you’re proud. Let’s hear it! 

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Fit Holiday Week 2: Winter Caribbean Vacation

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THE SCENARIO: Remember last week’s party plane that dumped you at the North Pole 300 miles off course? Welp, that plane is supposed take you to the Caribbean now, but it’s stuck in a snow drift. If you want to get to your next destination of fun in the sun, you have to find a way to get this dang plane onto the runway.

Here is your Fit Holiday Week #2 Mission: Push the plane out of the snow drift and onto the runway. We all know pushing a plane is a full body workout, and the legs have a lot to do with it. Since your legs are connected to your butt checks, this week’s mission is a double-duo (legs & booty) to help get you beach-ready for your Caribbean destination.

*Scroll down to see video for deadlift exercise demonstration. Use barbell, dumbbells or kettlebell.

  • Monday: 10 reps one-legged split squats on each side
  • Tuesday: 10 reps weighted deadlifts* + 15 narrow squats
  • Wednesday: 10 reps 180-degree jump squats
  • Thursday: 20 alternating front kicks ~ slow & controlled
  • Friday: 10 side kick-through burpees

You did it! You’re ready for the Caribbean, baby!

The more sexy muscle you build, the more efficient your body becomes at burning calories. Take your strength training seriously this week.

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Newsflash Friday: Belly Fat, the End of Boring Oatmeal, Butt Implants and a Flat Abs Trick

I’ve got oodles of thangs to share with you! Newsflash Friday seems like the perfect way to lay it on your eyeballs. Let me know if you like and I’ll keep these coming. Enjoy your weekend, friends!

The Reasons You’re Not Losing Belly Fat

Does Health.com hold the mystical keys with 11 Reasons You’re Not Losing Belly Fat? There’s truth to each of these reasons, even if all of them don’t apply specifically to you. Are you having trouble shedding your midsection? Body transformation is not found in the land of excuses. Be honest with yourself and see if any of these 11 reasons apply to YOU.

Work Hard. Transform Your Body in 12 Weeks. Win Mega Cash

before after Newsflash Friday: Belly Fat, the End of Boring Oatmeal, Butt Implants and a Flat Abs TrickBodyBuilding.com is hosting their annual body transformation challenging. One male and one female will each win $80,000 in cold hard cash. There will also be a People’s Choice winner that will rake in $40,000. The stakes are high. My love for pie slices ain’t enough to keep me away from crushing this challenge. It all begins on January 12, 2015 and concludes on April 5, 2015. Even if you don’t think you can win (but seriously, you can win), this 12-week challenge will do wonders to help keep you accountable to your goals. I joined last years challenge to stay accountable (while using Intermittent Fasting) and was pleased with my results. Go sign up! And if you’re curious, here’s my Bodyspace profile.

Ahhhh! Boring Oatmeal Just Got a Makeover

This maple vanilla oatmeal from Evan at The Wannabe Chef sounds so dang good. I’m loving the vanilla extract and salt ingredients. It’s definitely a refreshing take. I’ve never had my oatmeal like that before. How ’bout you? Go check out Evan’s recipe and try it for yourself.

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Butt Implants Gone Wrong

butt implants uncensored Newsflash Friday: Belly Fat, the End of Boring Oatmeal, Butt Implants and a Flat Abs TrickNope, you may not want to artificially plump up your butt (do it naturally with squats, for goodness sake!!). But this picture of the aftermath of booty implants gone wrong will make you appreciate the body you have just the way you are — flaws & all. The full image was too graphic to plaster all over this page, but if you click on the picture it will take you to the uncensored photo. It’s not my place to judge people who have elective surgery to alter their bodies. My only problem is when they call on hack-job doctors out of desperation to get the job done.

 

Flat Abs Trick to Get More Veggies in Your Office Lunchbox

Don’t stress if you run out of time and can’t cook your veggies for toting to your job. Instead, pack raw broccoli in a Ziploc bag. Once you’re at work it takes less than 3 minutes to cook it in the microwave. Just add a small amount of water to your bowl and cover with a paper towel before steaming for 2-3 minutes. You’ll be gnawing on a bowl of flat abs in no time.

 

Next Week on Yum Yucky

  • Your Fit Holiday Week #2 daily fitness missions will be announced on Monday. Get ready for it, my peoples.
  • Upcoming Video: A new twist on the burpee that will bring certain death to your fatty parts.
  • A drink that will scare the hell outta you when you see it, but is a proven ancient elixir for health and fitness. I’m slurping on some right now. Can you guess what it is?

See you next week! XO!

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Upper-Lower Body Combo Burn

Keep your workouts going! Here’s a quick combo burn that will get your heart rate up fast and set those muscles on fire. I’m using a 20-pound weight in the video. Shoot for the heaviest weight you can without sacrificing good form. Let’s go!

Wednesday’s Fit Holiday move is at the end of the video. ((winks))

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Fit Holiday Week 1: Virtual Hike to the North Pole

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fit holiday week1 Fit Holiday Week 1: Virtual Hike to the North Pole

THE SCENARIO: Look at how adventurous you’ve become. You and the rest of the Fit Holiday crew decided to bum-rush Santa’s Workshop for hot cocoa and pie slices. You traveled by party plane to the North Pole, then parachuted en route to Santa’s location. But darn, your parachute jump was 300 miles off course. Now you have to hike the rest of the way to Santa’s Workshop.

Here is your Fit Holiday Week #1 Mission: Hike 300 miles to the North Pole. Each rep in your daily mini workout counts as one mile traveled.

  • Monday: 60 mountain climbers + 30 second plank hold = 90 miles traveled
  • Tuesday: 40 bicycle abs + 30 second plank hold = 70 miles
  • Wednesday: 20 alternating reverse lunges with hands over head = 20 miles
  • Thursday: 20 burpees + 20 mountain climbers = 40 miles
  • Friday: 25 squats + 30 second plank hold + 25 squats = 80 miles

300 miles completed!

These mini workouts don’t take much time. Hit it and get it done! Learn more about Fit Holiday and take the pledge.

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Disclaimer: Not all exercise programs are suitable for everyone. Check with your doctor before beginning any exercise program. Neither Josie, YumYucky.com, nor anyone else associated with this website will be responsible or liable for any injury you sustain while exercising.