Pepperoni Pizza Eggs Recipe. BOOM!

Are you ready to make this delicious Pepperoni Pizza Eggs Recipe? It’s real tasty ‘n stuff. And low carb, too! C’mon, let’s make this thang together.

INGREDIENTS ~  makes 2 “pizzas”

  • 2 eggs
  • 1/4 cup mozzarella
  • 4 slices pepperoni
  • 2 slices tomato
  • Italian seasoning
  • Salt
  • Butter
  • Hot sauce

DIRECTIONS

  • Season tomatoes & cheese with Italian seasoning. Add salt to tomatoes if desired.
  • Heat pan with butter
  • Crack eggs and cook until ready to flip over
  • Break eggs yolk to allow to yolk to firm up a bit
  • Construct pizza by adding pepperoni and tomato in that order
  • Flip over eggs for a few seconds to heat the pepperoni and tomato
  • Flip eggs back over and add cheese
  • Add small amount of water to pan for steam, then cover with lid to allow cheese to melt.
  • Plate your pizza, add hot sauce, and serve. (…and then have a foodgasm)

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Enjoy your food! ((burp))

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Hey, Girl: Part II

If you’re new to this series, make sure you start from the beginning and read Part 1 of Hey, Girl. Now get ready for Part 2. You won’t be disappointed!

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“Does this place have fried chicken? I’m in the mood for a cheat.” Aaron scanned the menu in a futile attempt to satisfy his stomach’s primal urge to stray from the wheat grass protein smoothie he enjoyed a few days earlier.

“Ummm…this an Italian restaurant.” Katy knew by now not to be surprised by anything that came out of Aaron’s mouth. “Order yourself some damn Fettuccine Alfredo if you wanna cheat.” She shook her head and buried it back into the menu to pick something from the 600 Calorie & Under section. “Filet medallions with roasted veggies looks like a good choice.”

“Nah. Alfredo sauce gives me the farts,” warned Aaron. “The real saucy kind of farts that linger heavy in the air and shrivel the nostril hairs. You sure you want me to order that?”

“You’re disgusting.” Katy peeked away from her menu and gave Aaron the same exact look she used to give her little brother when he made strange noises with his hand and armpit.

Aaron lowered Katy’s menu so he could see her face. “You are quite the enigma,” he said. “Why are you here with me? I’m like a pus-filled zit on the tip of your nose, yet here we are.”

“Well, you do have your quirks but I think you’re a funny guy. And besides, I wanna rub hot oil all over your sexy chest later on,” said Katy.

“Really!?” Aaron perked up in more ways than one.

“Oh my God, you gotta know I’m kidding, right? This is our first date. Calm down, bro.” Katy laughed. “I do think you’re funny, though.”

“So the hot-oil-on-my-chest thing is out of the question?” Aaron had hope in his voice. Katy stared back at him with a scolding look.

“Never mind,” he said. “I’m going to order a filet with asparagus and a side of mashed. But it’s gotta have gravy.” Aaron looked at Katy and spoke the word gravy with a wink and smile, as if it were code for let’s get freaky.

“Unnnnbelieveble.” Katy shook her head and giggled at Aaron’s frivolous innuendos. Just then, her cell phone rang. The 10-digit number on the caller ID popped up with all zeros. “Excuse me, I have to take this call,” she said anxiously.

Katy got up from their booth and headed outside. The sun had already set and the warm, California breeze gently tousled her brunette hair. It was much more comfortable outside than in the restaurant’s arctic blast setting of the air conditioning. She sat on an empty bench intended for patrons who were willing to wait excruciatingly long for a table on a Saturday night. Good thing it was Tuesday.

“Hello? Yes. I’m with him now…. No, I haven’t determined that yet…. I know, but…. but I honestly don’t think… Listen, he can’t be the guy. ”

Katy held the phone as she got an earful from the man on the other line. “Yes, I understand,” she said. “I’ll make sure it’s done, but I may need more time to….okay, okay. It’ll get done. I always do.”

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Upper Body Workout for Biceps and Shoulders. Plus, Your Fitness Missions For This Week

This workout targets the shoulders and biceps while secondarily working the booty and abs. Tackle my upper body workout and make yourself proud! YOU my friend, are on the road to a bod that is tight, toned and lookin’ real fine.

Exercise Moves in the Video: You’ll be doing football stance deadlifts into upright row, pushups, biceps curls and bent over rows, using medium-resistance weight. And ya, there are LOTS of pushups but don’t shy away from it. The only way to get better at pushups and to get your entire upper body looking fantastic is to consistently challenge yourself. I dare you.

FITNESS MISSIONS FOR THIS WEEK

  • Monday: 16 alternating switch kicks + 10 skaters + 10 prisoner squats (2 rounds)
  • Tuesday:  Arms Got Swagger Upper Body Burn
  • Wednesday: 10 half jacks + 20 second high knees + 10 alternating front kicks (2 rounds)
  • Thursday: 10 reps squat thrust into half jack   
  • Friday: 10 slow & heavy squats (3 rounds). This is for booty development, ya’ll. Do not neglect ‘da booty.

In my upcoming vid I’ll share my tips on how to stop overeating. Get ready for it! Be sure to subscribe to my Youtube channel and never miss a video.

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Weekend Newsflash: Food Shame at School, It Happened To My kid. Plus, Body Transformation Inspiration.

FOOD SHAME. MY DAUGHTER WAS THE TARGET.

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Just look at her. Gracie (aka, Greedy Baby) is growing up fast. We took this pic after one of her All Star cheer competitions. I am instilling into the child that she is an athlete and must be certain to make good food choices. Little did I know, she actually listened to my guidance and began buying salads for lunch everyday, and encouraged her friend to do the same.

Gracie was the target of food shame because of salad. Some of her Kindergarten classmates teased her for choosing salads at lunchtime. Apparently it’s a “stupid and disgusting” meal, according to her peers.  Good thing she doesn’t cave to pressure.

Her reaction? “Mommy, the kids at school don’t understand that I’m an athlete. I’m going to keep buying my salads”.

I’m so proud of this little bug. She also eats salad and a healthy a protein after each practice. It’s what she asks for.

Ps. Greedy Baby now has her very own website called GracieGlitter.com I’m still in the process of making her blog extra fab, but the site is live. This is Gracie’s space to blog and share the fun things happening in her life. If you have young daughters who you think might enjoy Gracie’s blog, go on and check it out!

BODY TRANSFORMATION INSPIRATION

I came across this pic on the interwebs. This chick has done a fantastic job at transforming her body. Be inspired, my friends. Be inspired into action.

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Next Week on Yum Yucky

I’m coming at ya with the Armageddon Upper Body Burn Workout vid on Monday, plus the 2nd chapter of Hey Girl will be published! If you haven’t read the first chapter yet, click here to get started. Next week on Yum Yucky is gonna be all kinds of awesome. Smoooches! XO!

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Colloidal Silver Cough Drops. Do they really work?

Hrrrmmm? When I Googled me up some Colloidal Silver Cough Drops, I was 0% confident that such a thing actually existed. I was ready to quit my day job and build a throat lozenge empire because no one had yet thought of the idea to make a cough drop containing colloidal silver.

But alas. I was wrong. Colloidal silver cough drops do, in fact, exist already. Dammit!

colloidal silver cough drop

I ordered the cough drops a long while ago, just knowing that a fiasco like my hair stylist breathing her infectious breath on me was bound to happen sooner or later. I hate using cough drops like Halls — they pretty much taste like battery acid. Just knowing the power of colloidal silver made me anxious to try these out.

But do they really work?

colloidal silver lozenge ingredients

Heck yeah they work! The lozenge is actually quite tasty and pleasant to suck on. The candy-shaped drops contain organic brown rice syrup, organic evaporated cane juice, honey, lemon essential oil, and a nice dose of 30ppm of silver.

With all the coughing and hacking I was doing, these natural cough drops can go up against any mainstream lozenge. But the bonus is that I actually enjoyed the silver lozenge and never dreaded the time when I would have to pop another one. It also soothed my throat a little better than the average drug store cough drop.

The lozenges did not appear to speed up my cold’s overall healing time, but did provide darn near instant relief of my throat symptoms. You know me! My goal is to go the natural remedy route with just about every ailment me and my family are threatened by, yet despite all this raving about Colloidal Silver Cough Drops, my wish for you is to be non-sick and not even have to deal with any coughing or hacking.

Stay well, you lovely-sexy-fantastic human!

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Knee Friendly Leg Workout + Fitness Missions For This Week

Holla! There are NO squats and very little bending of the knees in this Knee Friendly leg workout that also targets the butt cheeks. You’re gonna get a nice burn going to transform the entire lower body. Check out the vid, then scroll down for week’s daily Fitness Missions. BOOM!

FITNESS MISSIONS FOR THIS WEEK

  • Monday: 3 rounds of 20 Kettlebell (or dumbbell swings) + 20 mountain climbers
  • Tuesday:  Knee Friendly Leg Workout
  • Wednesday: 3 minute Burpee Challenge. As many reps as possible in 3 minutes.
  • Thursday: 3 rounds of 16 alternating reverse lunges + 20 sec high knee jog
  • Friday: Push ups to failure + 1 minute rest. (repeat 3 times)

Leave me a comment for any special video requests. Next workout vid will be for the upper body. Get ready for it! Be sure to subscribe to my Youtube channel and never miss a workout.

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Medical Face Mask: Something gross happened when I wore one.

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I don’t get sick much, but when I sat in my hair stylist’s chair, she proceeded to hack up 25 lungs in a coughing fit that left me reeling. I immediately knew I was doomed. First the convulsive sneezing started. And within 36 hours I was on the phone calling out sick from work.

I lay bedridden for awhile, drinking hot tea and watching nature shows on Discovery Channel (it’s a damn shame what those hyenas did to that cheetah).

But let’s back up a sec. My first line of defense to speed my recovery from a cold is to up my intake of oregano oil. It’s a critical step that I encourage you to try. Yet I also did something revolutionary: I donned a disposable ear loop face mask for my family’s sake.

The masks have been in my medical supply hoard since 2013. I’ve been saving them for the apocalypse, of course. But the light bulb went off inside my brain and persuaded me to use a mask right now. I pulled out a few masks in the morning before doing the daily prep of the kid’s anti-stomach flu concoction, and then I did some laundry. I looked damn sexy in that mask, but that’s neither here nor there.

And now here comes the gross part: After about an hour, all that coughing, sneezing and heavy breathing I did caused the part of the mask touching my nose and mouth to become very wet. The mask captured all that moisturized nastiness.

Disgusting, isn’t it?

Without my mask, all of those sneezes and coughs of wetness may have otherwise spewed into the air around my house. Sure, I had tissues on hand, but I doubt it would have captured those viral aerosols as well as the mask did. This got me thinking about how other people’s aerosols of grossness are in the air all around us. Nasty, nasty, nasty.

(Sidenote: I no longer go out of my way to shake hands with people. I simply don’t know where their hands have been.)

medical face mask

Who has time to be sick, right? But more importantly, I don’t want my child spawns to be ill. It’s been over a week since I did the mask trick and my gremlin children and doing well with no cold symptoms. The mask was no bother to me at all. In the midst of feeling like total crap, donning the mask gave me a bit of empowerment over the situation. It was comfortable to wear and obviously did the job I needed it to do.  

So consider this: Next time your nostrils and pie hole become a loaded gun of germ-infested ammunition, do your entire household a favor and put a mask on it.

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5 Minute Booty and Thigh Shaper Workout

It doesn’t take long to get a nice burn going in the booty and thighs. This 5 minute workout helps to shape up the lower body real nice. And we all want that for ourselves, riiight?

Booty and Thigh Shaper WORKOUT BREAKDOWN

2 rounds on each leg

There is no rest in-between each of these exercises. Do your best to go into each move with no rest to keep that shapely burn going strong!

  • 10 reps leg lift
  • 10 reps high-end leg lift pulse
  • 10 reps in & out push (at this point, you lower bod will be on fire)
  • 10 second static hold
  • now take it from the top on the same leg all over again before moving on to the next leg
  • stretch it ouuuut

I’ll keep these workout vids coming to help you reach your fitness goals. Be sure to subscribe to my Youtube channel. Now seriously. Stretch out your bootay & thighs. You gotta be sore by now. Sheesh!

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Ps. Today is my birthday. I officially turned 42 today! Yipppeeee!!!! For those of you who are concerned about turning old & crusty as the 40th year looms closer, don’t even sweat it. The fourth decade is actually pretty sweeet.

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Workout With Me: Fitness Missions for Week of Feb 16th

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It’s official. You have just entered Kettlebell Country. If you don’t own a kettlebell, then you are in Dumbbell Country. Either way, you are all up in ‘da place — poised to burn fat and build muscle, so get ready for this week’s fitness missions.

FITNESS MISSIONS FOR THIS WEEK

  • Monday: 2 rounds of 25 Kettlebell (KB) swings + 20 pushups.
  • Tuesday: 3 rounds of 10 KB squats + 10 alternating KB reverse lunges. Hold KB at chest level.
  • Wednesday: 12 reps one-legged KB deadlift (each leg) + 10 tuck jumps
  • Thursday: 3 rounds of 10 burpees + 5 KB swings + 20 mountain climbers.
  • Friday: 3 rounds of 10 KB squats + 10 sec hold KB overhead (be careful!)

Funk up your armpits real sweaty. Get your body nice and sore. Eat clean with just a little bit of greedy nibbles. Now repeat and repeat and repeat. This is a formula that leads to weight loss.

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Hey Girl: Valentine’s Day Fitness Romance

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Part 1: The Uncomfortable Introduction

Katy Andersen walked into Broad Street Gym and made a beeline for the locker room. Against her better judgement, she donned a pair of pink shorts with a white stripe on the side of each hip. Sure, they were cute, but the sizing was off — too small. Not only did it make the ride to the gym uncomfortable, a massive wedgie had now risen up to claim its rightful place digging up her backside.

This was Katy’s fate for having a Netflix marathon and baking muffins and on laundry day instead of taking the time to wash gym clothes that actually fit.

Ugh, why did I wear these shorts, she thought to herself. Just like her ex, the shorts were a big mistake. Thank God her winter coat concealed the atrocity as an emergency pair of capris waited in her gym bag.

“Katy? Excuse me…is it Katy?” an unknown voice called out from behind her in the main hallway of the building. As she turned around to see who it was, the wedgie dug deeper with a one-two punch to the butt crack.

The man calling her name was now in a slow jog to catch up to her. Katy had never seen this guy at the gym before. She did a quick assessment and determined him to be 6-foot-sexy. He wore black Adidas track pants and a gray tank top that showed off his muscular arms and shoulders. This mystery man had an athletic frame — definitely her type of guy.

“I see you’re into porn?” the man asked with a smirk on his face.

“Excuse me?” Katy spoke in a calm, yet firm tone with a stern look on her face. The man’s attractiveness did not grant him a free pass for disrespect. Katy was ready and willing to crush his man-jewels with a kick to the crotch if the offenses continued.

“Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry. Food porn. I meant food porn,” he said as he demonstrated the international body language for I am an idiot: a self-induced smack to the forehead.

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