A Warning About Salad and Why You Should Avoid It

There may have been a rat’s ass buried in my salad. There could be one in yours, too…

rats ass

Yessir. I made this one myself using bagged salad leaves.

Whatever I bit into was pure nastiness. Probably the very butt-part of the heart of romaine where the aortic valve of this particular vegetable resides. And I’m telling ya’ll, it ain’t tasty.

Straight up rat’s ass. Don’t eat that part of the salad. You’ve been warned.

I was gonna encourage all the peoples everywhere to eat a least one salad during this fine 4th of July weekend. Ya know, to do something healthy.

But nope.

Avoid salad. Run from it. Eat pie instead.

I was promised a crumb cake this weekend. That person better follow through and deliver it to me. Otherwise, a kick in the teeth and throat punch they will receive.

Happy 4th!! XO!







  1. kita says:

    I detest bag salad lol. I make mines with all the stuff and get the lettuce and mix my lettuce with spinach. If I see a bag salad I run
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  2. Allie says:

    I hate salads. Now I hate them more.
    If the person doesn’t deliver, could you please film the beating you give them? It would make for a great post about keeping promises :-)
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  3. Cindy says:

    Your Christmas list must be fun. Knuckle sandwich for co-worker … check! Two throat punches for cousin Earl .. check.
    I was really scared you were going to say rats have been pooping on my salad or something. Nausea for Cindy .. check!
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  4. Carla says:

    Crumb cake…salad.. yeah, not a tough choice.
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  5. mimi says:

    Thus why i won’t use bagged salad. Bagged spinach, yes, but i inspect every leaf. Takes forever, and keeps the nastiness away.
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  6. Kim says:

    Ugh!! I love salad and especially bagged ones (less work!) but now I might have to rethink that!!
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  7. Barbara says:

    Bagged salad always tastes like soap to me. I buy romaine hearts and wash those bad boys myself.

  8. I used bagged salad all the time, when I get home late its all I can do to cut down the time of cooking! Save me a piece of pie!
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  9. At least you are getting in the spirit of the holiday! No greens then.
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  10. Geosomin says:

    Crumb cake ftw!
    I’ve never had a rat’s ass salad…think I’ll leave that one out of my dinner plans. Bleh.

  11. John says:

    I like salad. My wife makes almost all salads with lettuce and green leafs. This is the very season! Our family enjoy green leaves including any type of salad both in winter and summer. We cannot imagine our dinner without salad :)
    But we also enjoy cake and pie :) Who doesn’t like that delicious dessert?

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