There may have been a rat’s ass buried in my salad. There could be one in yours, too…
Yessir. I made this one myself using bagged salad leaves.
Whatever I bit into was pure nastiness. Probably the very butt-part of the heart of romaine where the aortic valve of this particular vegetable resides. And I’m telling ya’ll, it ain’t tasty.
Straight up rat’s ass. Don’t eat that part of the salad. You’ve been warned.
I was gonna encourage all the peoples everywhere to eat a least one salad during this fine 4th of July weekend. Ya know, to do something healthy.
Avoid salad. Run from it. Eat pie instead.
I was promised a crumb cake this weekend. That person better follow through and deliver it to me. Otherwise, a kick in the teeth and throat punch they will receive.
Happy 4th!! XO!