If you know a man-person who whines about the daintiness of salad and refuses to ingest it, we need to be talking about Man Salad. ((insert flashy lights and increased levels of testosterone right here))
This meal is robust and manly. I fed Man Salad to the husband. He was very pleased. However, the stomachs of hungry women will enjoy it much, as well.
MAN SALAD INGREDIENTS
- fresh spinach
- diced tomatoes or grape tomatoes
- hard boiled egg
- fresh cooked bacon (fatty garnish optional)
- pinch of shredded mozzarella
- your favorite dressing ~ suggestion: a poppyseed dressing goes nicely
For my own salad, I left out the croutons and added red onions & bella mushrooms to make it more girly.
DIRECTIONS: Fashion all ingredients into a salad, and then chew.
And now in other news: I ran over my own foot with the grocery cart yesterday. It hurts real bad. Thank you for feeling sorry for me. I can sense your sympathetic vibes flowing in my direction through the Interwebs right this very moment.