Her eyes met the gaze of the seductive Mr. Kat. Sweat droplets of lust filled her senses.
She hadn’t done anything like this in a very long time. Could she really bring him home? How naughty. Would she dare do such a thing?
Yes… she could. And she did.
How provocative.
What a tantalizing decision.
His very presence invoked images of a sweet caress. He called out to her many times with whispers of promised pleasure. She embraced his package repeatedly in response to his beckoning, yet she did not allow his advances to go any further.
Slowly, but not effortlessly, she released her grip and let him go.
Mr. Kat had been left wanting.
For her, this was an exercise in self control. Although this encounter was mere chance and mostly accidental, she used it as an opportunity grow in strength when propositioned by those like Mr. Kat. This was not the first time and it most definitely would not be the last.
Even still, she imagined the two of them becoming one. Into her mouth he would go, sending her taste buds all a-flutter.
But Mr. Kat would not have her today. She would not allow him to put her into a compromising position. Their encounter would indeed take place sometime soon, but it would be on her terms.
She’s the one calling the shots.
So until then, and even right now, Mr. Kat sits waiting atop the work desk of the Yum Yucky. With his 210 calories and 21 grams of sugar, he’s been sitting there…waiting…for over a week.
Mr. Kat longs for her to devour every last one of his crisp, milk chocolatey wafers. Mr. Kat would like that very much. And indeed, she will oblige. But not today, my friend. Not today.
Lol! I didn’t know so many calories were in that. I don’t eat chocolate, lucky for me I don’t have to worry about stuff like this, however I do do things like order blooming onions (last night *sighs*)! I only ate a small section, I hope someone will take of the left overs for me before I have a chance!
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Why am I afraid to try the blooming onion? I should give it a greedy-go, huh?
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Hahah… I was just talking about my office affair… with a milky way
Big Grin! Yes, you have to be in charge of this love affair.
MMM…I’m a sucker for mint aero bars myself. Very satisfying to break off just a square and let it melt in your mouth. I’m not a big chocolate person so the square is just enough for me…until a few days later when I need another minty fix
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Where is this office that has a visible or even a hidden Kit Kat? Fort Knox? If I wanted to save one of them for later I would have to tape it to the back of the toilet tank ’cause you know I am the only person that has ever looked or cleaned back there.
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You crack me up woman!
This is great!
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Does your husband know?
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LOL girl. You are one strong yum yucky. My question is, how did it arrive on said desk??
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There’s a room in my office full of candy and chocolate. IT IS SO HARD TO RESIST. Doing the gluten and dairy free for February I’ve actually done really well not eating the candy. I did see some Reese’s peanut butter cups and twix that were calling my name. I told myself “just 10 more days….”!!!
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Reading this provided a nice afternoon burst of entertainment for me!!
Impressive self-control for sure!!
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I thought I was reading 50 Shades of Grey for a second! You are friggin hilarious!!!
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You go girl!!! Now that is strength! I can’t put that chocolate goodness in front of me I would cave and most likely go into a binge. You show Mr. Kat who is boss!
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Ahh! Sweet restraint. good for you. I have those types of encounters quite often and I go for it. This post is definitely inspiration to do better. Love your before and after pics.
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DO NOT LET Mr. Hungry force you into eating Mr. Kat!!!!
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Josie, oh Iron-Willed-One, you are truly an inspiration! And you had me falling out of my chair laughing my ass off.
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Fantastic! This sounds like one of the romance novels i’ve been narrating lately. You crack me up!
When you gonna do it, Josetpe????? LOL miss you!!! xxoo
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LOL! So funny, Mr Kat could sit at my desk for months and I would not be tempted, but dont pass my way with a pizza or some mac-and-cheese, it will not survive!!
You are an absolute riot!
Great job!
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my co-workers bring snacks and what not to work and sit them out for everyone else to eat while claiming to be on diets. Its the most annoying thing ever!
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