Do not regret your food choices. Especially when you’re shopping. You’ve got at least 4 chances to get it right. Behold the groundbreaking scientific data…
1st chance is right after you notice the greedy foodstuffs within eyeball’s view with visions of multiple foodgasms. 2nd chance is after you imagine yourself gnawing on the tastiness. 3rd chance is in that moment before you zone in, grab it off the shelf and actually put the foodstuffs into your cart. 4th chance is right before you checkout to pay for it.
That’s it, my friend. You’re all outta chances.
Once you get the greedy foodstuffs home, it’s almost sure to end up in your stomach.
1… 2… 3… 4 chances.
If it’s not the right time for indulgence, you’ve got at least 4 chances to change your mind and say “hell naw”.
The scientific data has spoken.