Fitness Romance Saga
Smart Ass Conversations With Health-Hater Husband
January 23rd, 2012 • 16 Comments | Leave a Comment »
Me: ((in sarcastic, smart-ass voice)) Yeah! Do your job and light that fireplace.
Health-hater: I am doing my job. And what the hell are YOU doing?
Me: ((no response))
Husband: Oh, that’s right. You ARE doing your job. You’re laying on the couch.
Me: ((no response))
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How am I supposed to respond to that? Couch-assing is definitely my job.
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Lethal Astronaut January 23rd, 2012 at 21:53
Hey, I’m BRILLIANT at that job.
Got an opening?
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Molly Nitka January 23rd, 2012 at 22:07
Remember you popped out greedy kids from your va jay jay. That always wins.
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quix January 23rd, 2012 at 22:30
I have a masters degree in couch azzing.
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Emergefit January 23rd, 2012 at 23:00
I need more details so I can come to some kind of conclusion…
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Yum Yucky Reply:
January 24th, 2012 at 11:36 am
more details? my ass was on the couch. He lit the fire and maintained the flames burning for hours. This is how it should be on a cold, wintry day. Oh, and he gets to hold the remote. See that. I’m a good wife.
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Miz January 24th, 2012 at 5:25
laughing and waywaytootoofamiliar.
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Barbara January 24th, 2012 at 7:31
Three cheers for couch azzing!
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Coco January 24th, 2012 at 9:57
I’m the only person allowed to nap in my house!
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Kyle @ Getting Better and Better January 24th, 2012 at 11:24
There is absolutely no safe way for a man to contribute to this post!
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Yum Yucky Reply:
January 24th, 2012 at 11:34 am
atta boy, Kyle. Know your place! And besides, my hubs has a man-cave and I have no cave at all. My son told me that the kitchen is my cave. He almost got momma-slapped.
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Rita @ Healthy Mom, Sexy Wife January 24th, 2012 at 11:59
Haha, sounds like my house.
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@somerskys January 24th, 2012 at 12:06
SOMETIMES THE BEST ANSWER IS NO ANSWER:) (BUT OFF THE SUBJECT, TRYIN TO PLAY IT SAFE CAUSE I LOVE AND RESPECT U AND HEALTH HATER HUSBAND) DARN-IT DOUBLE, DARN-IT! JUST FOUND OUT THEY DONT SELL Driscoll’s STRAWBERRIES ON-LINE:(!!!! I WAS GONNA ORDER AND THEN MAKE THAT YUMMY LOOKIN STRAWBERRY THINGY WITH THE SPONGE CAKE OR LIKE BIGGIRLBOMBSHELL SAID WITH LADY FINGERS THAT SOUNDED COOL TO. SO NOW I HAVTAH SEND MY HUBS TO COSTCO TO GET THEM OR GO AFTER WORK WHATEVER TO. ITS A GOOD WEEKEND SPLURGE. THANKS JOSIE. AND CARRY ON WITH THE COUCH BEHINDING :’)
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Jody - Fit at 54 January 24th, 2012 at 14:33
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, you are working, raising 4 greedy kids as you call them, doing the blog & so much more… ask him to do all that & also birth the kids!
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Angela Pea January 24th, 2012 at 16:47
LOL! It’s like that at the Pea Home, too! Excepting I have husband AND two teenage boys to work the fireplace. In fact, I send them out to the back forty with axes and chainsaws and tell them to cut us some firewood!!
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Reinaldo January 24th, 2012 at 22:14
Respond “Shut up, or you’re sleeping in this couch tonight”. We men hear “sleeping” and “couch” in the same sentence and we go into shut-up mode instantly.
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Todd January 26th, 2012 at 8:33
You have a role, and you’re happy. He has a role, and he’s happy. What’s the need for a comeback?
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