Okay, okay. It’s Weight Watcher’s SMOKED Provolone, but it really is smokin’, too. Weight Watchers crap is usually nasty to me, but their new provolone made me drool a little bit. It has much better flavor than the fresh-sliced kind husband got from the deli department.

The smokiness is apparent by its dark edges and the taste is extra strong on the provolone scale. This totally enhances the eating experience – it’s great to use for a veggie & cheese sammich wrap. But the smoke fumes will cause involuntary nostril spasms. Its high strung odor pushes straight into the nose pits. If a man is really desperate he could slap a few slices under his armpits to use as a pheromone trap to ensnare himself a female cheese whore.

The package says to eat it all within 3-5 days of opening, but it’s been like 7 days and I still have 4 slices left. It’s still okay to eat, right? I’ll send you a slice through the Foodie Fax. You tell me if you see any mold on it.

SMOKIN’ NOTES

• Price Paid: $2.79 for 13 slice package
• Serving Size: 2 slices
• WW Points: 1
• Calories: 80
• Fat Calories: 45
• Total Fat: 5g
• Sodium: 250mg
• Fiber: 0g
• Sugars: 0g
• Protein: 7g

Yum UP! to: My Foodie Fax. It’s connected and ready to receive the food you send to me. High end foods only, please.

Yuck Down to: Cheese whores (unless you’re into that sorta thing).

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