This pie is a disaster, just like when that dude took me on a first (and only) date, and then he farted and tried to blame me. It’s also as disastrous as that other date I went on when I actually DID fart …and then tried to pretend nothing happened.
Both incidents did not turn out well, much like the making of a Banquet Fruit Pie.
You know Banquet, right? I used to gorge on their turkey pot pies back in the 90’s. But this ain’t the 90’s no more, and the evolution of the Banquet brand into the fruit pie business is the flip to their flop.
This fruit pie is like a chunky baby food concoction with extra liquid poured into a nasty-azz pie crust. Do NOT let the price lure you in. Just don’t do it… ever. Even in the greediness in my Baby would not allow her to eat it. She spit it out. And so did I.
FRUIT PIE NOTES
- Price Paid: 0.99 cents
- Serving Size: one whole pie
- Calories: 370
- Fat Calories: 130
- Total Fat: 14g
- Sodium: 730mg
- Carbs: 59g
- Fiber: 2g
- Sugars: 24g
- Protein: 3g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Health-hater Husband: Judging from that look on your face, I’m not trying it.
Greedy Kid #1: Well, did I want some, but now I changed my mind.
Greedy Baby spit it out.
Yum UP! to: Low price food whores (but only when it tastes good).
Yuck Down to: People who fart on dates.