Fitness Romance SagaTasting! Cinnabon Pancakes
September 21st, 2010 • 27 Comments | Leave a Comment »
But why not just buy a REAL Cinnabon and smash it flat with your azz? You can pour syrup on that… eh-em, I’m referring to the pancake. What you do with your azz is your own business.
The scary part is, I kinda like Cinnabon Pancakes, but in a “shame on me” kind of way. They’re not too shabby. They cook up nice (I used the oven) and aren’t all dried out begging for syrup if you choose not to smather. It goes down nice and smooth either way. ((gulp))
There are concentrations of brown spots where the cinnamon lives, just like in Cinnabon Cinnamon Bread. Chew on a brown spot and the cinnamon flavor punches you in the jaw. But chew on a spot with NO brown spots and it’s just a regular old pancake – but not a bad pancake.
They’re perfect for hungry weed smokers, loud-mouthed kids who can’t wait till dinner, and husbands who get re-hungry at midnight.
So you see that? Cinnabon pancakes serve important purposes.
PANCAKE NOTES
- Price Paid: $4.29 for 12 pancakes
- Serving Size: 3 pancakes
- Calories: 270 (or 90 calories for one)
- Fat Calories: 70
- Total Fat: 8g
- Sat. Fat: 1.5g
- Sodium: 480mg
- Carbs: 45g
- Fiber: 1g
- Sugars: 16g
- Protein: 5g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Health-hater Husband: There’s not enough cinnamon in this sh!t. It’s faint.
Greed Kid #1: You can only taste the cinnamon when you bite a brown spot.
Greedy Kid #3: This is good for a diet.
Yum UP! to: the disclaimer that I do not endorse weed smokers. I just acknowledge their existence.
Yuck Down to: azz syrup (however you may define it)
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Katdoesdiets September 21st, 2010 at 16:21
Wow, yum. 90 calories a piece…hmmmm.
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JourneyBeyondSurvival September 21st, 2010 at 16:22
*drool*
I mean…That looks nice for someday down the road. :) Good to hear they stand up against familial abuses.
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Josie Reply:
September 21st, 2010 at 8:41 pm
poor me. the familial tortures me daily. and you?
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Jessica @ How Sweet September 21st, 2010 at 17:25
Oooooh I have never seen these…
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Tamara September 21st, 2010 at 17:37
Instead of making my “azz” all sticky, why not just make pancakes and add cinnamon to them? Or if I’m being super-lazy, buy regular cheaper pancakes and put cinnamon sugar on top? Since I don’t fit into any of those key demographics, I’m going to save my $4, thank you.
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Yum Yucky Reply:
September 21st, 2010 at 7:36 pm
see how I helped you come to that decision?
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Rita @ The Giggly Bits Reply:
September 22nd, 2010 at 11:28 am
@Yum Yucky, exactly, one might have fallen into cinnabon hell without you. Although i bet they have buns there…
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Vee September 21st, 2010 at 17:38
Sounds good. Too bad me and my kid can’t eat them (we’re gluten-free). Hubby would love them tho. Hmmmm… pancakes! Vee at http://veegettinghealthy.blogspot.com
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Misty September 21st, 2010 at 21:00
as a carb countin pro these run about the same as any variety frozen pancake they do look yummy though dont they
throw some smuckers sugar free syrup on em and rock on !
(one of the sugar free foods that actually is good, thinner than regular syrup but oh so yumm on stuff, better for you and if your diabetic wont do insane things with your blood sugars)
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Kimberly September 22nd, 2010 at 0:38
Thanks so much for stopping by today. Wow! Your blog is full of yummy info. I read your “about”. Good for you!
I’m not a big sweets fan, I’m more of a salty gal. I do like cinnamon though.
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skippymom September 22nd, 2010 at 6:08
From what do you know about hungry weed smokers Ms. Yum? hmmm? From what I can tell they would eat paste when they had the munchies. heehee
These do look good – I never thought to put cinnamon in our pancakes. Will have to try that. Thanks.
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Josie Reply:
September 22nd, 2010 at 6:44 am
Oh, skippy momma, I am not on drugs. But why do you call it “the munchies”? Is that an inner circle term?
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Miz September 22nd, 2010 at 6:24
WOO to the HOO
I LOVE WHEN I COME HERE AND THE POST DOESNT MAKE ME DROOL
such a processedfoodrarity these days…
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Josie Reply:
September 22nd, 2010 at 6:43 am
How do I “Like” your comment? This place needs a “Like” button. Who’s in charge ’round here!? Give us a “Like” button!
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RogLaw September 22nd, 2010 at 7:29
Azz syrup. I’m surprised this isn’t the title of a rap video…yet.
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Twix September 22nd, 2010 at 9:13
Well thank you for your acknowledgement. Personally I fear these would be to sweet for me. I’m eating a bowl of Honey Cheerios this fine morning and yick they are way uber sweet. I’ll pass on using my azz for food processing for consumption, yuck!@!
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Sonia @ Master of Her Romaine September 22nd, 2010 at 9:36
lol this is toooo funny! Yum Up to weed smokers?!?! love it.
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Shannon September 22nd, 2010 at 11:22
I am surprised they are so few calories. I love me some cinnabons!
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erinsgobragh September 22nd, 2010 at 13:00
Looking good. I’ll have to give these a try.
I know Cinnabon products are hit or miss, one thing I don’t understand though is why companies try to market their product into something else but don’t do it successfully.
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amanda September 22nd, 2010 at 14:50
What will Cinnabon not put their name on?? Seriously, Cinnabon is out of control.
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Josie Reply:
September 22nd, 2010 at 3:20 pm
maybe some Cinnabon coffee
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Jody - Fit at 52 September 22nd, 2010 at 17:32
I think I rather have the Cinnabon roll, the real one as a treat & make my own healthier pancakes!
Too many carbs, sodium, sugars for a regular meal for me.. I know but I am aging & with age comes hormones fighting you & I have to make choices… well, don’t we all! 
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GiGi September 22nd, 2010 at 18:40
These are DEF. sold out here in Boulder (AKA: 420 capital in the US) ha ha ha.
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NELLIE KEMMERER January 7th, 2012 at 13:05
MY GRANDSON AND MY SON LOVE YOUR PANCAKES BUT MY DAUGHTER AND I CAN NOT FIND THEM IN OUR GROCERY STORE. WE TRIED GIANT, WEIS, REDNER AND SURE FINE. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE WE CAN GET THEM. WE LIVE OUT SIDE OF THE READING, PA. AREA. THANK YOU.
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