Well, since I don’t smoke crack (anymore?) and I’m no longer into that exhilarating rush you get from committing armed robbery, I was determined to squash the work-stress outta my life without facing court costs and imprisonment. It’s been a bastard of a day, so I’m glad this Tasting is not about bread or butter.
There’s already traces of Prozac and other neat pharmaceuticals in our water supply, but I need something better to relax me. How about a cookie that defies the laws of cookie-dom? A cookie with dark chocolate to lessen the guilt. A cookie with a cheesecake center? It’s all about the Keebler Cheesecake Middles Dark Chocolate Grahams.
[insert barrage of hand claps and happy bitch slaps here]
I love the (barely) dark chocolate taste of the graham all by itself. Too bad it has accomplices. There’s a fudged-dipped bottom with fudgey drizzle on top of a cheesecake-flavored center. I’m an idiot for thinking this thing had real cheesecake in it. But nope. It’s artificially flavored to make it taste that way, so I hollowed out the fake cheesecake part with my teeth for closer taste buds examination.
Well, eh. It’s pleasantly smooth yet barely tastes like what its supposed to.
If you’re into smoke and mirrors, and magic tricks to fool you, you will like the cheesecake filling. These cookies are also a superb delicacy for junk food whores and Sugar Time pimps. Cheesecake Middle Grahams did not help to relax me. Maybe the Xanax-tainted water from my faucet can do the job.
- Price Paid: $4.29 for pack of 30 cookies
- Serving Size: 3 cookies
- Calories: 130
- Fat Calories: 60
- Total Fat: 7g
- Sat. Fat: 3.5g
- Sodium: 85mg
- Carbs: 17g
- Fiber: less than 1g
- Sugars: 10g
- Protein: 1g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Health-hater Husband: I like it, but can’t comment any further until I’ve had my coffee.
Greedy Kids 1 & 2 are away vacationing, so I’m saving on my grocery bill. yeee-haaa!
Greedy Kid #3: It looks ugly. I don’t want it.
Yum UP! to: Teenagers who go on vacation…to another state.
Yuck Down to: Pharmaceuticals straight out the faucet.