Excuse me, Crystal Light. I’m done ignoring you now. You have my full attention. I’m serving notice to my bladder.

Forget about rogue sips of plain water and tongue-thirsty dehydration. Crystal Light Pure Fitness is so frackin’ delicious, I may need to strap a Porta Potty to my back from all the water I’m taking in.

It’s sweetened with evaporated cane juice, a touch of sugar, and Rebiana from the Stevia plant. No more unhealthy artificial crap to piss off my taste buds with an ugly aftertaste.

NOPE! It’s not zero calories, but don’t get bent out of shape about it. It’s 30 calories per powdered-flavored package (suitable for a 16.9 ounce water bottle or 2 cups of water). I’d rather sip on 30 calories than ingest zero calories of artificial sweetener crap.

Pure Fitness make me wanna chug like a man. But in an effort to be lady-like, which is the opposite of this behavior, I now achieve 16.9 ounce Grape, Lemon Lime, and Strawberry Kiwi water-flavored gulping in less than 10 minutes. No more babysitting the same ‘ole bottle of water all day long.

Grape is my favorite, yet each flavor scored high marks with the greedy mouths of the Taste Test Crew. Before too long, I had to hide the box ‘lest they ravage my Pure Fitness.

I’m drinking tasty water. I’m hydrating my sexy bod. They threw in electrolytes for added benefits. You can’t go wrong with Pure Fitness….unless, of course, your child likens it to Kool Aid and proceeds to backwash slobber and food crumbs into your water.

Dammit!

Give it a try (maybe without kids around). Look for it in the store or online at Amazon.

PURE FITNESS NOTES

• Price Paid: Free food is fun, thanks to Crystal Light
• Serving size: 1/2 packet (but you will need full packet for 16.9 ounce water bottle)
• Calories: 15 (30 cal. for full packet)
• Total Fat: 0g
• Sodium: 35mg
• Carbs: 3g
• Sugars: 3g
• Protein: 0g

REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW

Health-hater Husband: Woman! Get more of these. I could drink this all day.

Greedy Kid #2: It’s pretty good. It has electrolytes?

Greedy Kid #3 : It’s delicious. Is this juice?

Greedy Baby swiped my grape-flavored favorite and backwash into the bottle.

Yum UP! to: The end of lazy watering days.

Yuck Down to: Baby slobber backwash with crumbs floating in my drink.

View the complete Taste Test Directory and Fast Food Cheat Sheets.

Photo from CrystalLight.com (with Porta Potty enhancement by Josie).