Holla-holla! We are pleased to introduce a cutting edge new treatment for all the peoples who want to shed the fat without putting in any effort.
Electric Collar Shock Therapy!
This neck collar weight loss aid has dual action. Together will a microscopic chip implanted at the base of your skull, the chip sends a high voltage electrical pulse signal to the collar at the very first thought of greediness or excessive laziness.
With each and every therapeutic shock, the wearer becomes trained to eat reasonable portions and get off their azz to be active. Wearer may receive as much as 10 shocks in the very first hour of treatment, so this proves that its fast acting.
- “I use it everday! The smell of burning neck flesh is nothing to complain about, considering I’ve already lost 25 pounds in 3 days!” ~ Jill from Wisconsin
- “Well worth the price. My chip implantation incision is only infected a little bit now. I’ll be done this 3rd round of antibiotics in no time.” ~ Harry from Detroit
Buy your Electric Shock Collar today!
Here’s How To Order
- Send $2,589 (cash and wires transfers only)
- Allow 12-18 months for shipment.
- Shipments lost in transit are your own problem.
- No refunds or exchanges allowed.
- Limited time offer. Act now!
Diss-claimer: Just like Big Pharma, we are not responsible for botched surgeries during chip implantation, charred flesh due to excessive electrical wattage, rash or irritation, and sudden death.