Fitness Romance SagaTasting! Nestle Caramel Filled Cookie Dough
April 4th, 2010 • 28 Comments | Leave a Comment »
Warning: the green man in the pic used to look like David Banner. But then he turned Hulk after tasting Nestle Toll House Caramel Cookies.
It was never seen before, until now, that a plate of cookies to goes uneaten in the Greedy Household. But the cheap taste of the caramel filling is quite possibly cheaper than the cheap thrill a dirty old man gets while gazing at videos of Girls Gone Wild.
Nestle took the deliciously-famous Toll House cookie dough and screwed it all up. They injected caramel into it, and the entire Taste Test Crew agrees that it doesn’t even taste like caramel.
To add to this insanity, the caramel goo is visually displeasing. It very closely resembles hot poo sludge from the diaper of Greedy Baby.
Each piece of raw cookie dough is damn near the size of a golf ball and is a ridiculous 160 calories for ONE single cookie. I’m certain I can use these to knock Husband out cold next time he doesn’t serve my coffee on time.
“It is caramel only in name and color, but its nothing like real caramel.
Very low quality. You are not getting what you think you’re buying.”
~Quote from Health-hater Husband
These cookies were a total waste of time and money. I’ll keep buying the regular, non-caramel Nestle Toll House instead.
CARAMEL FILLED NOTES
- Price Paid: $3.89 for 12-pack
- Calories: 160 for one cookie
- Fat Calories: 70
- Total Fat: 8g
- Sat. Fat: 4.5g
- Sodium: 120mg
- Carbs: 22g
- Sugars: 14g
- Protein: 2g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Health-hater Husband: ((shakes head)) I can’t tell its caramel. Very low quality.
Greedy Kid #1: It doesn’t taste like what they claim. The cookie part is good though.
Greedy Kid #2: The caramel filling isn’t good. I’ll just eat the outside parts.
Greedy Kid #3: Don’t eat it, Dad! Those are nasty.
Yum UP! to: Husbands who serve their wives coffee on time.
Yucky Down to: Baby poo sludge.
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Jessica @ How Sweet April 4th, 2010 at 23:30
Disappointing!
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Marisa (Loser for Life) April 5th, 2010 at 7:55
Boo to bad caramel cookies!
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Kathy April 5th, 2010 at 8:05
“It very closely resembles hot poo sludge from the diaper of Greedy Baby.”
So you’re not recommending it then?
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Josie Reply:
April 5th, 2010 at 9:55 am
I am recommending that the woman make the husband change the poo-sludge diapers. Or make grandma do it.
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Ben (Build-Muscle-and-Burn-Fat.com) April 5th, 2010 at 8:50
Baby Poo Sludge! Ha!
Maybe they could market them as fat loss cookies since you won’t eat them?
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Marianna April 5th, 2010 at 8:50
Sometimes, they need to leave ‘good enough’ alone!
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Josie Reply:
April 5th, 2010 at 9:43 am
Ya. I’m perfectly happy eating 10 regular Nestle cookies in one sitting instead of spitting out a measley one of the caramel version. Bah!
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Tracey @ I'm Not Superhuman April 5th, 2010 at 9:11
This is wonderful news. Now I don’t have to convince my husband not to buy these for health reasons. I can tell him honest-to-goodness they’ll suck. You rock.
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Julia April 5th, 2010 at 10:03
Yikes! The package imagery looks tasty, but I will steer clear of sludgy, greedy baby poo!
Julia
http://jewliagoulia.blogspot.com
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JD at I Do Things April 5th, 2010 at 10:16
I’ve had these and . . . I like them. So I guess I’m no better than some poo-sludge-eating maniac.
*sobs*
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Josie Reply:
April 5th, 2010 at 10:19 am
hehe. That’s okay, JD. The world needs poo-sludge eaters too.
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Miz April 5th, 2010 at 11:07
**averts eyes**
seriously woman.
I HEART THIS STUFF.
sad but true.
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Trish @IamSucceeding April 5th, 2010 at 11:33
I am so NOOOOTT trying this…caramel gets me every time!!
I am not
I am not
I am not(as i keep telling myself NO!)
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love2eatinpa April 5th, 2010 at 12:00
acck! and 160 calories per cookie!
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Erin April 5th, 2010 at 12:40
WOW this is weird. Randy and I just picked up a batch of the chocolate filled ones at the store yesterday. They taste good we just wish there was more chocolate goo!
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Josie Reply:
April 5th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Hey! no fair! my grocer is not selling the chocolate goo-filled. I want that. Was it like molten choco-lava straight out the oven?? Ahhh!!!
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Erin Reply:
April 5th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
@Josie, Actually we didn’t have them right out of the oven.
lol
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Jody - Fit at 52 April 5th, 2010 at 15:51
Not my thing anyway but now I know for sure. If kids don’t like it, we know it is bad!
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lisa April 5th, 2010 at 22:14
4.5 grams saturated fat for ONE cookie?
INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jessica @Riding with Jessica April 6th, 2010 at 21:20
Ok, that just looks and sounds gross!
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South Beach Steve April 7th, 2010 at 7:32
When I saw this picture my mouth started watering. Thankfully you brought me down to earth by telling your thoughts on it.
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GIGI April 8th, 2010 at 0:06
Ah ha ha ha ha ah ahahaaahaha! David Banner – SOOOOOO TRUE… Although I think the green guy in the photo is a bit sexier! ha ha!
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merri April 22nd, 2010 at 17:49
Ooh thank you for reviewing this..if I had seen it at the store I would have probably bought it.. We are chocolate chip cookie lovers at my house, and caramel too. Its been hard to find nestle brand lately at the store, and the pillsbury one is now “chocolate chip flavored” (EW) so I’ve discovered that the bakery around the corner from my house sells their own cookie dough which is even tastier and probably better for you, so that’s what we get. Which reminds me, gotta buy some this wkend.
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Kirsten (Results Not Typical Girl) November 9th, 2010 at 7:28
i gained weight just looking at the pic. ..sigh…
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Sara March 30th, 2011 at 21:48
My husband and I think these are the yummiest things ever! Nestle discontinued them for a while and I loved them so much I actually wrote the company an email. The best gooey warm caramelly cookies ever! And tomorrow I will run 2 miles to even void out this message.
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Heather Reply:
June 8th, 2011 at 3:52 pm
@Sara, My husband and I love them too! I was wondering why I couldn’t find them in the store anymore….
Did Nestle reply to you and tell you why they have been discontinued? I wonder if and when they’ll bring them back. They just have to! They’re too delicious not to sell. Some of you may not enjoy them, but the rest of us can’t keep our hands, or mouths, off them!
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Kyle May 7th, 2011 at 22:50
These cookies are absolutely amazing, they are a little taste of heaven!
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Alice Nelson January 4th, 2012 at 20:15
I LOVE these cookies, and my local store stopped selling them. I would like to know where to get them again? I live in Niles Michigan, and the Martin’s store stopped selling them.
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