Warning: the green man in the pic used to look like David Banner. But then he turned Hulk after tasting Nestle Toll House Caramel Cookies.
It was never seen before, until now, that a plate of cookies to goes uneaten in the Greedy Household. But the cheap taste of the caramel filling is quite possibly cheaper than the cheap thrill a dirty old man gets while gazing at videos of Girls Gone Wild.
Nestle took the deliciously-famous Toll House cookie dough and screwed it all up. They injected caramel into it, and the entire Taste Test Crew agrees that it doesn’t even taste like caramel.
To add to this insanity, the caramel goo is visually displeasing. It very closely resembles hot poo sludge from the diaper of Greedy Baby.
Each piece of raw cookie dough is damn near the size of a golf ball and is a ridiculous 160 calories for ONE single cookie. I’m certain I can use these to knock Husband out cold next time he doesn’t serve my coffee on time.
“It is caramel only in name and color, but its nothing like real caramel.
Very low quality. You are not getting what you think you’re buying.”
~Quote from Health-hater Husband
These cookies were a total waste of time and money. I’ll keep buying the regular, non-caramel Nestle Toll House instead.
CARAMEL FILLED NOTES
- Price Paid: $3.89 for 12-pack
- Calories: 160 for one cookie
- Fat Calories: 70
- Total Fat: 8g
- Sat. Fat: 4.5g
- Sodium: 120mg
- Carbs: 22g
- Sugars: 14g
- Protein: 2g
REACTIONS FROM THE TASTE TEST CREW
Health-hater Husband: ((shakes head)) I can’t tell its caramel. Very low quality.
Greedy Kid #1: It doesn’t taste like what they claim. The cookie part is good though.
Greedy Kid #2: The caramel filling isn’t good. I’ll just eat the outside parts.
Greedy Kid #3: Don’t eat it, Dad! Those are nasty.
Yum UP! to: Husbands who serve their wives coffee on time.
Yucky Down to: Baby poo sludge.