I’m feeling flirty. I’m in love. So meet my new sexy man. Galacta-Tron won my heart by promising me large cake slices by the dozen.
To celebrate this new courtship, I have an announcement to make.
IT’S THE CAKE-EATING VIDEO STUNT CONTEST!
- It will happen very soon. The prize is money in your pocket.
- In the first post, I will photograph a picture of a 1/4 sheet cake, cut into slices.
- You, the contestant, will predict how many slices I can devour – this is the contest entry.
- I will compile the entries. Everyone who guesses the correct number of slices (I will keep this top secret) goes on to the next round.
- In the second post, I will show the video of me eating large cake slices.
- At the end of the video, I will draw the winner’s name out of a hat.
- Winner gets money. I hopefully do NOT get indigestion.
Special thanks to my new boyfriend, Galacta-Tron, for inspiring me to eat more cake.