Cooling food with your breath is so overrated. Get the Noodle Fan instead. This 23rd century, high tech device is multi-functional and perfect for:

• Lazy buzzards who refuse to blow.
• Out of shape people who can’t catch their breath.
• Rancid Food Traps with hot breath blazing.
• People with steamy-crusty feet straight out the shoe.

The Noodle Fan also poses as a high powered cooling unit for people with efficiency apartments and broke down air conditioners in their car.

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