Calling all lazy mommas everywhere!! You don’t have to make your crusty kids a sammich anymore. Just throw ‘em Little Debbie PB& J Oatmeal Pies instead.
Excuse me for calling your kids “crusty”, but if you’re a lazy momma, no doubt your kids have a layer of crust on ‘em.
This 2.5-inch cookie sandwich is the ultimate in junky lunchtime euphoria. It comes pre-infused with dessert already in it (the sugar AND high fructose corny-ness parts), so you don’t need a separate dessert dish.
Little Debbie’s workers took peanut butter & grape jelly and smathered it between the soft, cheap-tasting oatmeal cookies. You can definitely taste the PB&J, yet it’s laced with an offensive blast of obnoxious sweetness. But they want you feel happy about eating it since the cookie part has whole grain oats.
Health-hater Husband came home with this box-O-nonsense. He exclaimed, “What’s wrong? They were on sale. I couldn’t let a good sale go to waste.”
This Little Debbie chick is pimping insanity to the masses. You buying?
- Price Paid: $1.25 for 8-pack
- Calories: 140
- Fat Calories: 45
- Total Fat: 5g
- Sat. Fat: 1.5g
- Sodium: 100mg
- Carbs: 22g
- Fiber: Less than 1g
- Sugars: 13g
- Protein: 2g
Reactions from the Taste Test Crew
(featuring Josie’s Greedy Siblings)
Heath-hater Husband: Not bad! Why is it nasty to you? I like it.
Greedy Kid #1: I don’t like jelly. Stop it! <—she always has attitude
Greedy Kid #2: Yeah! It’s good.
Greedy Brother: Tastes like a nutter butter cookie with jelly. It’s alright.
Greedy Sister: No way. It’s too sweet for me.
Yum UP! to: Lazy mommas who get off their azz and give their kids a bath.
Yuck Down to: Buying junk-crap just because it’s on sale.