Tasting! Little Debbie PB&J Oatmeal Pies


Calling all lazy mommas everywhere!! You don’t have to make your crusty kids a sammich anymore. Just throw ’em Little Debbie PB& J Oatmeal Pies instead.

Excuse me for calling your kids “crusty”, but if you’re a lazy momma, no doubt your kids have a layer of crust on ’em.

This 2.5-inch cookie sandwich is the ultimate in junky lunchtime euphoria. It comes pre-infused with dessert already in it (the sugar AND high fructose corny-ness parts), so you don’t need a separate dessert dish.

Little Debbie’s workers took peanut butter & grape jelly and smathered it between the soft, cheap-tasting oatmeal cookies. You can definitely taste the PB&J, yet it’s laced with an offensive blast of obnoxious sweetness. But they want you feel happy about eating it since the cookie part has whole grain oats.

Health-hater Husband came home with this box-O-nonsense. He exclaimed, “What’s wrong? They were on sale. I couldn’t let a good sale go to waste.”

This Little Debbie chick is pimping insanity to the masses. You buying?

PB&J Notes

  • Price Paid: $1.25 for 8-pack
  • Calories: 140
  • Fat Calories: 45
  • Total Fat: 5g
  • Sat. Fat: 1.5g
  • Sodium: 100mg
  • Carbs: 22g
  • Fiber: Less than 1g
  • Sugars: 13g
  • Protein: 2g

Reactions from the Taste Test Crew
(featuring Josie’s Greedy Siblings)

Heath-hater Husband: Not bad! Why is it nasty to you? I like it.

Greedy Kid #1: I don’t like jelly. Stop it! <—she always has attitude

Greedy Kid #2: Yeah! It’s good.

Greedy Brother: Tastes like a nutter butter cookie with jelly. It’s alright. 

Greedy Sister: No way. It’s too sweet for me.

Yum UP! to: Lazy mommas who get off their azz and give their kids a bath.

Yuck Down to: Buying junk-crap just because it’s on sale.

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  1. glen easley says:

    where can i buy them pb@j cakes

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