Ummm. Yeah. I had a few reasons to melt down back when I was single. Like the time my lame-O date pulled some mouthwash out of his car, swigged it ’round real good, then spit in my driveway. Then there was that other date – the one where the guy had a booger hanging out his nose for most of dinner.

This right here is uber-lame too and, needless to say, these melt down situations did NOT result in true love. So now I’m almost barfing again just thinking about it.

But we’re talking Kraft Singles Melt Downs anyways – the food kind.

Now you can have portion controlled nacho-greediness? These are reduced fat, single serve nacho flavored cheese slices infused with jalapeno taste. Kraft suggests you take 5 tortilla chips, top it with a Melt Down, then zap for 15 seconds. If you don’t know anyone with breath hot enough to melt the cheese, then I suggest you use the microwave.

Too bad it’s nasty. There’s a nice hot kick at the end, but only a microscopic hint of nacho/jalapeno flavor. The cheese does indeed melt down real nice, but I don’t give a damn because the end result is crappy, fake cheese taste.

Spare yourself the Melt Down experience. It’s better to buy a real block of cheese or the pre-shredded kind to concoct your nacho tortillas.

Melt Down Notes

• Price Paid: $3.49 for 12 slices
• Serving Size: 1 slice
• Calories: 45
• Fat Calories: 20
• Total Fat: 2.5g
• Sat. Fat: 1.5
• Sodium: 10mg
• Carbs: 2g
• Fiber: 0g
• Sugars: 1g
• Protein: 4g

Reactions from the Taste Test Crew

Health-hater Husband: Nope. No good. I doesn’t taste any different than generic cheese.

Greedy Kid #1: Tastes like a regular Kraft cheese single.

Greedy Kid #3: Tastes good! Mom, I said it tastes good. I’ll have another one.

Yum UP! to: People who use mouthwash. But NOT in my driveway!

Yuck Down to: Fake cheese taste. That’s a bunch-O crap.

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