Solve the Riddle:

1) What tastes like Cocoa Puffs, but won’t tear up the roof of your mouth?
2) What is sweet and chocolately, but won’t leave you with sugary-crap guilt?
3) What was spilled all over the dang the floor by Greedy Kid #1?

You guessed it, my friends. I’m talking Chocolate Cheerios.

This stuff is good. Just like Fruity Cheerios posing as Froot Loops, the Chocolate version is a Cocoa Puffs knockoff minus the sugar overload. I’m clearing off my shelf to reserve a spot for more Chocolate Cheerios to come home to my stomach.

It’s perfect to stifle the evil late night craving for sweets and doubles as a muzzle for whiny children.

The O’s lose some of their luscious chocolately integrity after a few minutes of milk sloshing, but if you practice speed eating like I do, that won’t be a problem. If you choose to NOT speed eat, get ready for the whole grain aftertaste in all of it’s glory.

Either way, you win, so go try some.

Chocolate Notes

• Price paid: $3.79 for 11.25 ounces
• Serving size: 3/4 cup
• Calories: 100
• Fat Calories: 10
• Total Fat: 1g
• Sodium: 170mg
• Carbs: 23g
• Fiber: 1g
• Sugars: 9g
• Protein: 1g

Reactions from the Taste Test Crew

Health-hater Husband: No! I’m not in the mood! <—how rude!

Greedy Kid #2: Tastes like a fake Cocoa Puff. But it’s still good.

Greedy Kid #3: I like it, now can I have a freeze pop?

Yum UP! to: Muzzles for children.

Yuck Down to: Cereal all over the dang floor.

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