As if the stomach's revenge was not enough? Yum Yucky could not stop it's brutal return. It twisted my arm and demanded an audience. I apologize for the inconvenience…..
Another letter from The Stomach
Dear _______ (insert your name here)
Don't you want us to grow big together? I'm offering you the deal of a lifetime. What the hell is your problem?
Please feed me fiber-less foods and empty calorie sensations, and we can still say healthy with a doctor's prescription. Isn't it easier this way?
This is my proposal:
Maintain your cholesterol with Lipitor instead of boring whole grains. Stay regular with Metamucil instead of high fiber foods. Get super-charged with sugary snacks instead of complex carbs and protein. No need to exercise and eat right. Yes?
Quit making this difficult, dammit! Eat like a real American. Mostly everybody's doing it.
I heart you very much and I want what's laziest best for us.