Disclaimer: I don’t want the cookie, but I’m going to chomp for the hell of it.

Eating a Keebler Fudge Shoppe Caramel Cookie for the hell of it is dangerous. It may cause pitiful guilt, a larger pant size, and excessive growth of back hair. So don’t try this at home. As for me, I’m a professional eater. Kind of like a stunt woman, except I don’t get hazard pay or concussions.

I dedicate this Tasting to all my unhealthy friends. Never mind if Josie thinks the cookie tastes like cheap fudge doused in sugar-shock with low budget caramel.

Does it really matter what I think?

This cookie is fully endorsed by the (sometimes) faulty taste buds of the Taste Test Crew. They claim it to be delicious and flavorful. Boo, hiss, barf.

Caramel Cookies have a semi-crunchy center with super-thick coating of the infamous Keebler Fudge. They call it “Caramel Filled” as if it’s oozing rivers of the stuff like a pus-filled zit. But it’s really just a small vague layer of nasty caramel. The appearance alludes to a Girl Scouts’ Thin Mint cookie. Except it’s not. 

Caramel Notes

• Price Paid: $2.49 on sale
• Calories: 160 for 2 cookies (so not worth it)
• Fat Calories: 70
• Total Fat: 8g
• Fiber: 0g
• Sugars: 13g
• Protein: 1g

I’d rather be shot in the eye with this guy’s pus-filled neck zit than eat another one of these cookies. I think.

Reactions from the Taste Test Crew

Health-hater Husband: They’re decent. Tastes like Girl Scout Samoa cookies, but without coconut.

Greedy Kid #1: Please leave me alone. I don’t care about the cookie.

Greedy Kid #2: Mmm. I’ll take these.

Greedy Kid #3: I want more. Why are you hiding them from me?

Yum UP! to: Hazard pay. (if I ever got it)

Yuck Down to: Greedy Kid #1. Bah!

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