Breaking News Alert! “There’s a Carb Fest going down in Hungry Town at the corners of Bloated and Swelled. People are wildly gorging on bread in the streets and hurling moldy dinner rolls at innocent bystanders. Police are on the scene in full riot gear. The only way out of a mess like this is to prove you were noshing on whole grains. Can you do that?”
Don’t get caught with a white flour bagel. That’s just pure nastiness and totally illegal. Thomas’ Hearty Grains Bagels are the best to fly off the mainstream grocery shelf. My entire family eats them. We have no reason to switch.
Hearty Grains tout no High Fructose Corny-ness, no artificial sweeteners, and a whopping 53 grams of whole grain delight, plus 10 grams of protein and 7 grams of fiber. It’s a beautiful thing, isn’t it?
The bagels stay soft and fresh all week, so don’t worry about a dried-out mess that will tempt you to resort to the something like this instead. Then add in delicious, high quality whole grain flavor with the ability to captivate a whiny husband child.
What does this all mean? You’ll see me at the Carb Fest. I’ll be the one with a Thomas’ Hearty Grains Bagel in my Food Trap. Don’t be tardy for the party.
Hearty Grain Bagel Notes
- Price Paid: $2.99 @ wholesale
- Calories: 240
- Fat Calories: 20
- Total Fat: 2g
- Sodium: 400mg
- Carbs: 49g
- Fiber: 7g
- Sugars: 7g
- Protein: 10g
Reactions from the Taste Test Crew
Health-hater Husband: I need my own pack for work. Don’t let the kids eat my bagels.
Greedy Kid #1: You don’t have to add a bunch of butter or cream cheese to make it taste good. It has nice flavor all by itself.
Greedy Kid #3: Can I have one of those things again? << He’s talking Thomas’
Yum UP! to: Gorging on breads in the streets.
Yuck Down to: Moldy dinner rolls.