Don’t you look at me like that! I’m just a tad bit weary from excess cauliflower consumption (really, I am) so quit persecuting me for the vision of Oreo Peanut Butter Cakesters that I’ve set before my your eyes.

Those dreamy regular Cakesters make me lose control, like when I’m in a frenzy of plyometric squat jumps (except I’m eating, not jumping).

But lets remain positive – just think of the service I’m doing for peanut butter freaks around the global. Don’t they (you?) need to know what this junk tastes like? So how about if I sacrifice my latest calorie burn and throw away the efforts from this morning’s power walk? It’s all for you, baby.

Tasting…tasting…oh damn. I thought I was getting full-fledged peanut butter squashed between the cakey-ness. Instead, I sense a concoction of faint peanut butter flavor infused with artificial-ness. Besides that, the flavor of the Oreo cake and the filling don’t even match. It’ll make your taste buds separate and choose sides. It’s nowhere near the creme de la creme of peanut butter junk food snacks.

Don’t be fooled by the Peanut Butter Cakester. Pick an alternative junky treat to indulge in.

Cakesters Notes

• Price Paid: $3.69
• Serving size: 1 package of 2
• Calories: 210
• Fat Calories: 80
• Total Fat: 9g
• Saturated Fat: 2.5g
• Sodium: 270mg
• Carbs: 31g
• Fiber: 1g
• Sugars: 18g
• Protein: 3g

Reactions from the Taste Test Crew

Health-hater Husband: I like peanut butter, but not like this. It doesn’t compliment very. The flavors clash. It’s not nasty, just doesn’t flow.

Greedy Kid #3: I can just eat around the peanut butter so it doesn’t touch my lips.

Yum UP! to: Alternative junky treats.

Yuck Down to: Excessive cauliflower consumption gone wrong. (don’t ask)

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