Fitness Romance SagaTaste Test: Hot Pockets Stuffed Crust Pizza
October 13th, 2009 • 19 Comments | Leave a Comment »
Umm, NO! You can’t take away my pizza. I want all kinds, including yours, and these too:
- It fell on the floor pizza (5 second rule)
- I got it cold from the cafeteria pizza
- Kinda tastes like crap, but I’ll eat it anyway pizza
- Entire thing thrown against the wall pizza (yes, it really happened)
- What the hell is taking the delivery guy so long pizza
And now, I introduce you to Hot Pockets Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza. When it comes to the delectable cheesy pie, I do not discriminate. It’s going into the Food Trap, and it’s going in now.
This is the largest Hot Pocket I’ve ever seen in my life, comparable to when that damn wasp stung my lip and it swelled to 35 times normal size (like this). It’s got two connected slices encased in a visibly seasoned, aromatic, pizza-shaped crust. Just tear the slices from each other and begin to get greedy.
So What’s It Like?
- The stuffed crust cheesy-ness is barely detectable, yet tolerably nasty.
- The crust is soft and overly doughy in some spots.
- The pepperoni is subpar.
Translation? “It’s pizza. I’d eat it again.”
Hot Pockets Stuffed Crust is a wonder food for people whose tastes bud salivate with greed for canned ravioli, hot dogs, Froot Loops, and Hungry Man frozen dinners. Those people (you?) are seriously going to love this, so they should go buy some and eat it.
Stuffed Crust Notes
- Price Paid: $3.79
- Serving Size: 1 slice (contains 2)
- Calories: 260
- Fat Calories: 120
- Total Fat: 13g
- Sat. Fat: 5g
- Sodium: 560mg
- Carbs: 26g
- Fiber: 1g
- Sugars: 4g
- Protein: 9g
Reactions from the Taste Test Crew?
Yeah, right. As if I’d share with them.
Yum UP! to: Eating pizza off the wall. No plate required.
Yuck Down to: Leaving your pizza half-eaten. How could you!?
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DaMora October 13th, 2009 at 0:54
Yeah, I’m pretty much like you when it comes to pizza… I don’t discriminate.
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Kelly October 13th, 2009 at 2:26
I am with you on the pizza! I am passing these along to my daughter, who is supposed to be living in her very first apartment, but EATS here! I think she will approve.
I tried buying her food to cook, helping her build a pantry. I gave her recipes, pots and pans, and utensils…apparently I failed early on. She lives on EasyMac, Nutrigrain Bars and Lean Cuisine…unless, of course, she’s here! Which she is. Often. *hangs head*
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MizFit October 13th, 2009 at 6:02
PLEEEEASE TELL ME youve seen the Jim Gaffigan Hot Pocket comedy routine?
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Marvo October 13th, 2009 at 6:41
I’d totally do it! Even if it looks like only pizza crust. I’ll close my eyes when I eat it.
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Diane Fit to the Finish October 13th, 2009 at 6:54
I love pizza but I have to say I’d probably pass on this delectable treat. Now if it were chocolate pizza that’d be another story. . .
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Erica October 13th, 2009 at 7:01
I’ve never been super happy with frozen pizza….I’m not sure why. Overly picky? Probably
…thats it- one day soon you’re coming over and I’m making you a big plate of meat and cantaloupe
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Joanna October 13th, 2009 at 8:28
I hope you flossed after you ate that pizza. Just sayin!
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Jody - Fit at 51 October 13th, 2009 at 8:35
It doesn’t look like a big ole cookie or fresh bread to me!
Not my thing.. I know, I am weird! ALTHOUGH, if I am out & someone goes where they make it fresh, I will steal some of their crust!
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Erin October 13th, 2009 at 9:04
Lol Randy’s been wanting to try this. I’ll stick with “real” pizza though.
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{cher} October 13th, 2009 at 9:11
i like pizza, but i like REAL pizza. the hometown shops back on the southside of chi-town! i’m not a fan of anything hot pocket, except for maybe the brocolli cheese ones.. lol
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Gracie October 13th, 2009 at 10:38
we’re all about hot pockets “in a pinch” in my house. I always get the whole wheat, but I’ll pick these up today! thx! G
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budkini October 13th, 2009 at 16:25
omg I love hot pockets so much! by the way, nadine looks hilarious
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Jessica October 13th, 2009 at 17:46
Sooo…it looks like you’re considering buff-tober…
Just sayin. I have eyes…EVERYWHERE
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Josie October 13th, 2009 at 18:48
Who’s Jim Gaffigan? LOL
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Julie @ Peanut Butter Fingers October 14th, 2009 at 15:53
WOW! I’ve never even seen this before! This looks super tasty… though nothin’ beats the real dealio.
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FatFighterTV October 14th, 2009 at 19:43
Ummm… why did an entire pizza hit a wall???
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The Duo Dishes October 14th, 2009 at 20:33
Mmm, cold pizza for breakfast is the way to go. Along with spaghetti. Now if they made a cold spaghetti pizza pocket, we’d be set.
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Cynthia October 18th, 2009 at 1:23
Man, I used to LIVE off of the regular hot pockets when I was a kid. Every once in awhile if these things are on sale I’ll totally buy them and sit in my pajamas in front of some awful reality TV show and totally tear into its grossness. We share the same non-discriminatory love of pizza
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Dave February 1st, 2010 at 16:52
Um…why dont you just get a real pizza instead of overpaying for these things? Almost $8 for half a pizza
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