- Age: 14
- Height: 5’6″
- Weight: 169 lbs.
- Occupation: Lazy Student
- Hobbies: Xbox gaming, paint ball spectator
- Cake Freak
- Lover of Lame-ness
Baby Cakes says: I take culinary class for the free food, but I won’t cook when I get married. Dad says that’s a woman’s job.
Mom buys me fast food whenever I want – even if she already cooked homemade. And I hate to run and jump around, so Pop faked me a doctor’s
note and I’m out of gym for a month.
I’m an only child. My parents will do anything for me. Oh, and I like cake.
Yum Yucky says: Your parent’s lame tendencies are rubbing off on you. Is there any hope for your future children?
Read about the mom arrested for child neglect because her teen weighs 555-pounds.
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