Fitness Romance SagaField Trip to Nasty Buffet
October 8th, 2009 • 16 Comments | Leave a Comment »
It’s time to be weaned from the indulgences of Greedy Island with a field trip to Nasty Buffet. Keep your food consumption to a minimum as you bask in a plethora of menu items prepared in the top secret kitchen of a former prison cook aspiring Iron Chef.
But wait! You can’t go on the field trip unless you have your permission slip.
Recommended Menu Items
- Belch-battered weasel chips smathered in imported toe cheese.
- Broiled bologna bits dipped in saturated snail slime.
- Marinated moose ends drizzled with day old wombat juice.
- Deep fried nose ooze sauteed in extra virgin armpit oil.
- Steamed pelican beaks seasoned with stone-ground kitty claws.
Josie is footing the bill, so its “all you can eat”.
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my kashi diet October 9th, 2009 at 0:02
yeah…um….er…I’m speechless, and suddenly craving a mint, and maybe a shower…blech
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Jody - Fit at 51 October 9th, 2009 at 0:02
I think I am going to get sick! You have outdone yourself!
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FitJerk - Flawless Fitness October 9th, 2009 at 3:11
I don’t know what’s nastier.. this or the Heart Attack grill. Still, I think they both equally have the right amount of heart-stopping powah!
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Kelly October 9th, 2009 at 3:58
Instant diet! And I wasn’t even planning on a diet!
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Tris @IamSucceeding October 9th, 2009 at 7:06
Hmmm
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South Beach Steve October 9th, 2009 at 7:46
Yeah, that makes you think twice before eating out!
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Gracie October 9th, 2009 at 10:17
I had to read this twice to make sure it wasn’t a joke!!!
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JD at I Do Things October 9th, 2009 at 10:19
All buffets are nasty . . . but I love them anyway.
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Emily (A Nutritionist Eats) October 9th, 2009 at 10:43
haha, where did you ever find this?!?!?!?
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Diane, Fit to the Finish October 9th, 2009 at 6:47
That’s one way to not over eat at the buffet.
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Josie October 9th, 2009 at 10:57
There’s a lot of crap in my brain that spews forth daily.
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Angelia Sims October 9th, 2009 at 11:20
I’ll take a serving of deep fried nose ooze! It’s the newest deep fried concoction at the Texas State Fair, might as well have some here too. The Fair only comes once a year! This is like a bonus. Yeayeayeayum!
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Josie October 9th, 2009 at 11:23
I don’t know what it is, but those Marinated Moose Ends are callin’ my name.
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Josie October 9th, 2009 at 11:32
Oooh, but it’s just a bunch of the nonsense. Sorry I fooled ya (or is that a good thing??)
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Runeatrepeat October 9th, 2009 at 11:38
For some reason I was following your on twitter, but not the blog! Love it
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sian-girlgetstrong October 9th, 2009 at 12:30
was there nasty people inside eating all this nasty food?
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