I’m a wild woman on a rampage! You can’t hold me down! If you already have Lean Cuisine Bacon Alfredo Pizza in your house, I’m coming to burglarize your freezer, so close your windows, lock your doors, and get ready to dial the police (you may even need sniper action on the roof). Not even the grocer can stock enough of this pizza to satisfy my greedy rage. I want every last box.

I intended to eat in private for a non-Taste Test lunch time experience, and fully expected to be dealt the whole, “oh damn, why did I waste my money” routine. But oh, I’m in love and I can’t fight the feeling. This wood fired special goes beyond the tastiest of Lean Cuisine heavy hitters. Bacon Alfredo Pizza can pimp slap any frozen variety out there – diet or not. Bold words, but true.

The witty combination of “spinach, tomatoes, bacon & reduced fat Mozzarella cheese with a creamy Alfredo sauce on a thin crust” creates a flavor sensation with the power to make a taste budless pizza hater cringe with delight. The crust is bubbly and soft. The spinach is fresh, aromatic, and tasty. The Alfredo sauce rocks, and the tomatoes, bacon, and onions bring it on home with a reduced fat mozzarella does not disappoint.

But be careful. If you’ve recently undergone a lobotomy, there’s no way you’ll keep up with the advanced cooking directions. Just ask for help. We all require assistance sometimes. Now excuse me, please. I need to eat the melted cheese remnants off
the box.

Bacon Alfredo Notes

• Price Paid: $2.59 on sale
• Calories: 320
• WW Points: 7
• Fat Calories: 80
• Total Fat: 9g
• Sodium: 670mg
• Carbs: 42g
• Fiber: 2g
• Sugars: 4g
• Protein: 17g (yeah baby!)

Yum UP! to: Pizza pimp slaps. “Who’s your daddy?”

Yuck Down to: Taste budless pizza haters.

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UPDATE 8/12/09: Attention all crispy crust lovers! I made another today but kept it in the microwave for 30 seconds longer. The result? Crispy crust galore. Congratulations.